/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45976550
do NOT accuse me of partaking in homosexual endeavours when you have NO idea about the finer details of my current Lifestyle, sir

retract your statement immediately or consequence will never be the same

>>45429680
bless you sir my Lifestyle has Deepened
i see now that Real-Debrid isn't a one-size-fits-all cheat code that can be used without thinking; at the end of the day, it's still only just a tool and i can always learn to wield it more skillfully. the knowledge you have shared is very valuable

i want to see total chaos and waifu wars before 1000
and the new /jav/ will be born from its ashes

>>43071556

>>41709006
One time, I decided to do no-fap for a few days after ordering an onahole (thought it'd just be 4-5 days, no worries) so that I could get my mind blown by my purchase. Well, day 14 comes around and still no onahole but I'm committed at that point, I think my mindset was that I didn't want to get fucked over by my own masturbation abstinence sunk cost or some shit kek -- I HAD to make breaking that coomfast count.
By day 20, I receive a notice from the carrier saying it's on its way, etc etc after I chase them up. I'm losing my mind at this point (no /jav/ to vent my excess erotic energy) and incredibly irritable.
Day 25 comes around and turns out it got lost in transit and was returned to sender. At that point I lost it and just had to release so I angrily fapped to some intense piston fucking JAV and coomed all over my face neck and chest haha
Thanks for reading my story

>>41126881
ur fkn nuts!!!!

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why don't people have any respect for tradition and form

In a perfect world, posters like me would not exist.

But this is not a perfect world.

>>40025921
>>40025936
awesome, thanks for these, sir
i'm assuming dimensions are harder to keep uniform if older releases were in a different aspect ratio
i wouldn't worry too much though, looks like you've got an eye for what's funny + noticeably still JAV
i'm guessing picrel is one of yours too kek

I love the Japanese for producing JAV.
I love the Chinese for making JAV easily accessible worldwide through their relentless internet piracy and general disregard for copyright laws.
I love the SEAs for putting together the HDDs I use to hoard my JAV.

>>38826781
yes, but i would need to do all those things to her too (and more)

>>38587137
see >>38575344
he's some kind of regular on scanlover