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ALRIGHT, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. THE INSPECTOR FOR THIS YEAR'S PENIS INSPECTION DAY WILL BE DR. MARGATROID. YOU KNOW THE DRILL, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE OUTSIDE HER DOOR, COME IN WHEN YOUR NAME IS CALLED, AND TELL HER EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS. COMMON CRITERIA ARE LENGTH, GIRTH, STATE OF THE FORESKIN, CURVATURE OR LACK THERE OF, QUANTITY AND VISCOSITY OF EJACULATE, GROOMING AND CLEANLINESS, PATTERN OF HAIR GROWTH, MASTURBATION HABITS, GENERAL SHAPE, COLOR AND/OR DISCOLORATION, ANY MEDICAL ISSUES, AND ANY OTHER INFORMATION YOU THINK RELEVANT. ALL WHO REFUSE INSPECTION WILL FACE APPROPRIATE DISCIPLINARY MEASURES. THE FIRST INSPECTEE WILL BE CALLED PRESENTLY.
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Alice couldn't afford her butterfly pills so she's working off her debt.