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how can she be the fastest in Gensokyo with such an un-aerodynamic body?

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If Gensokyo was the most magical place on Earth, this was the opposite. The nine-tailed fox, shikigami of the elusive owner, was clearly overworked. With professionalism and familiarity, the kitsune led Aya through a hallway containing thousands of red-white garbs to her very own tailor-made replica of the Hakurei Shrine miko’s clothes. Voicing these lines thousands of times, the attendant belted out the obligatory greeting in an, upbeat tone: “Please wear this outfit at all times inside the attraction. After enjoying the Hakurei Shrine Experience’s many wonderful attractions, enjoy a moment of solace with your very own Shrine Husband of Paradise! Once night falls, retire to your marital bed and share a tender, lovey-dovey moment with your man. He’ll be sure to make your stress fly away~”.

Even through her practiced smile, Aya could feel the scorn and disgust directed at her.

Entering the HSE proper, Aya felt vulnerable in her robes clearly designed to show off her chest, legs and hips. Aya was never self-conscious about her body before, in fact she was proud of it. But knowing she was going to meet a man dressed like “this”, all so they could do “that”… well, anyone girl would feel nervous! But Aya had a mission: Discover the truth of the HSE!

The attractions weren’t worth the ink to write about. Simple danmaku patterns with names like “Fairy Frenzy” and “Youkai Invasion” However, Aya would have to keep in mind the scoreboards for each attraction, since a certain blonde witch’s name appeared at the top of them all. Seems like someone practiced these games quite often.

After visiting the subpar food stalls and drinking cheap sake, Aya flew over to a recreation of the Hakurei Shrine grounds, ready to find some real news. Opening the sliding door to the main building, the rest of the shoddy attraction suddenly left her mind. The setting was almost surreal. Too real. Aya was broken out of her trance when a voice suddenly called out to her from inside.

“Welcome home, dear.”