/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Walking up a crowded dirt road like on a street before my family's house, SOAD's Dreaming was playing, specifically "someone kick me out of my mind" repeating "someone let me out of my mind!" before the song changed into the intro of La Divina Tragedia Makyoku. I wondered if maybe that song had sampled classical music and SOAD was doing the same but the lyrics started up, coming to the chorus where the "God" in "SACRIFICE A SHEEP TO A GOD!" seemed intense as if it truly resonated with God. Then I saw a circle of stars with the text "Death Star"

I win a brawl over Yukari, I fought with an Astora Greatsword buffed with green flame, the rolling R1 slams looking cool with the flame trail. Yukari is nearby and the fight caused her health to drop to 0, popping a Tear of Denial. She just stands there like she doesn't care if someone kills her for a bit, I stand nearby looking through my inventory for a Dark Hand as she finally quaffed a Divine Blessing just as I came next to her and used Dark Hand to grab. As I Lifedrain I notice she looks like a snail woman if they were dark green and their lower bodies were engulfed in tentacles, I think "woah, you sure had me with the glamour" looking at a nearby Yukari figure. She gets up from the drain with a wretched sounded "ohh...." then says "not like that!" as she grabs me, the tentacles wrapped around her arms coiling over mine then burrowing into my chest. I hear really loud squelching and squirting noises though it's basically painless, only really uncomfy. I can barely look at her as I drag my gaze over to her arm, the tentacle had periodic slimy dark green roses or eyes growing out of it and they were bulging with the fluid being pulled out of me as I think "are the tentacles her sukima?"
I went through a bunch of weird/shit dreams that were because I "got the attention of higher dimensional glowies." I had an inventory of items that I could use to fight back, the I only remember one with an icon of fire called Pajeet that would turn the whole dream into a firestorm. I look up later the defintion of Pajeet: 1. an Indian person. 2. to sacrifice to God.
I saw a glow agent laughing about /jp/ saying "because they can't resist their little social activity this year's Reitaisai is going to be in space and hosted by Thanos."
I'm in a classroom, Yukari is sitting at the desk to my right. I ask "you have anything to say about that shit?" She says "we're being recorded" and no more. Okina appears in her place, with Yukari moving to his right. He's pretty big and tall in his seat compared to us. I ask "well, how about you?" He starts speaking with a charming dumb-but-smart big brother voice "That stuff's unspeakable" then starts talking about work "when you do the same thing over and over it eventually becomes automatic, then as you work some more your mind reorders its contents..." I see a line of cabinets settling into order "then some hearts line up..." I see some pink hearts line up in front of the cabinets "and you reach a sort of Zen." He also mentions the decorations in the place being important, pointing out that there was a little green snake sticker on the wall of the classroom, in the middle near the roof. Then she says "...but you've already got a Family Guy puppet miming your words, so how are you supposed to function?"

I see Yukari in front of a computer, she's playing something like GTA but I notice there's a lot of purple coloured stuff in the game so I say "Yukari Theft Auto, cool." I want to rest my head on her lap and she lets me, but when I turn to the screen she's now watching Nostalgia Critic. All I see is Doug's ugly bald head noticeably pop up, also his lame sketch partners. I say "ugh, this shit" Yukari gives me a stern look so I say "what, it's not shit?" and she seems to motion yes. I look back but can't take it for long and leave Yukari's lap, sitting nearby. I look at her as some stupid sketch is playing and she just groans like now she thinks it's shit too. She gets annoyed, turns it off and comes over to me, I'm sitting beside her with a picture I had been copying from her of beautiful forked lightning, she grabs a pencil and scribbles all over mine in annoyance, which makes me laugh.

I saw myself stomping on my own Yukari fumo repeatedly, and it was left ruined or something. I say to someone it's because I project all my stress onto it, and that I've nearly killed what's basically my child. She seems to be missing her lower body as I take her to an altar someone called the "Altar of God" and washed it, noticing tendrils of black mould coiling up her arms. I'm carrying it away as I see something calling my fumo "The Dragon"
I come into my room and my Yukari figure is missing her face which seems to be a bad thing. I went over to a restaurant to order roast chicken since this would help somehow.
There's a screen saying "Yukari is my girlfriend, but the only effect is that I'm tired. Also Nopperbou."