/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be the bullied kid at school
>perform a ritual at your house to summon a being of unspeakable evil to get backat those who bullied you
>on the last verse of the incantation you accidentally bite your tongue and the built up magic disperses in a cloud of smoke
>sitting in the middle is a loli witch looking a bit confused
>she looks around the room before asking meekly "U-Um, are you my Onii-chan?"
>this isn't what uou were shooting for, but even young monster girls have power, so things might still go your way
>the next day you bring her to school and, seeing your bullies down the hall, tell her to get them
>she slowly walks up to them and fidgets before saying "Uh, e-excuse meee. Could you please stop bullying my Onii-chan?"
>they are so enamored by her cuteness, they decide to stop messing with you
>well, that takes care of your bully problem, though you had hoped for more screaming and pain
>with recent events having thoroughly killed your revenge boner, you ask your new imouto if she wants to just go home and play video games
>her eyes light up at the chance to spend some quality time with you
Monsters will always solve everything. Just not in the ways you'd expect.

>all this Sabbath talk
>nobody has posted this yet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tOVHI-gUIrc

All this talk about Tumblr is getting me down. Have a cute witch.