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>>45785991
>*Holy sound effects*
>the angelic DJ speaks
>"You’re listening to-"
>*Holy Harp twang*
>"-67.2 Covenant Radio. The religious and faithful broadcast station for the entire Orlando Plateau area. Blessed and approved by The Order's Ministry of Broadcasts."
>*chiming sound effects*
>"Holy FM."
>*Loud church chorus chanting*
>"We play daily scheduled sermons for the masses to listen and pray to."
>*bell diiiing*
>"Where we read and recite scriptures and memorable sayings from the good books."
>*another bell ding*
>"Where we listen to confessions of sins and help give guidance to redemption."
>*more gratuitous Church chanting*
>"And we play and broadcast live Sunday Services."
>*sounds of a male priest saying: "E Nomine Madre~"*
>"Where we play Holy Songs, Sacred Hymns and more Holy Songs. And sometimes Opera and classical musics in weekday afternoons.
>*Hallelujah*
>"This is not your unfaithful hooligan's nor apostate's radio station."
>*Genesong from Halo 2/Halo 2 Anniversary/Master Chief Collection starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6oHQhDM73w

>>43837487
Looks like he did both

>>43837664
I prefer white Valks, but it would probably the Darks who come for us.