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>tfw edgy teenage Ange literally ONLY exists because loli Ange got diarrhea and missed the conference

Isn't that pathetic? If Ange had gone to the conference, she would've died with her family. If the crime hadn't happened, Ange would've become a completely different person as an adult.

And yet, she became an angsty, grumpy emo girl who doesn't take shit from anyone. The kind of girl that would NEVER admit she does something as pathetic as pooping. She's too cool for that. Which is ironic because she only developed this edgy personality as a result of shitting syrup out her ass for a week straight when she was a loli. Pathetic.

Edgy teen Ange literally cannot exist without that event taking place. Her very existence is tied to a bad case of diarrhea that exposes her shameful human condition. Without that humilating past, Ange as we know her wouldn't exist and would instead be a different person with a totally different personality.

Across all the fragments, it's literally impossible for this badass version of Ange to exist without having gone through that pathetic experience. It is a requirement. She can't be cool and have dignity at the same time.

Not only that, but her bullies probably teased her about it too. It's a well known fact that this event ruined her life. And I'm sure the talk shows keep mentioning how Ange escaped harm because she was sick with diarrhea that day. EVERYBODY KNOWS.