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>Marry a 10/10 cure elf girl from Denmark
>Elves are super sensitive to noise, smell, taste,.etc.
>Great cook, but strong sensations can be overpowering. She hates loud noises, strong smells, etc.
>Bought her fancy sheets because the last set irritated her skin
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>Replace her shampoo with Dr. Braumer's Peppermint soap
>For the uninitiated, Dr. Braumer's is a castille soap that opens your pores
>Its warm and tingly while in the water, with a bracing, cooling toothpaste-like feel after you step out
>Also I hide her towels
>The next morning she gets in the shower
>ElfSong4.mp3
>Shrieks of surprise when she steps out of the shower in only her bright-pink, peppermint-scented, hyper-sensitive skin, and into my arms.
>MFW