/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10602850

Right here. Although, this one has tickling now...
>>10591460

>>9969750
...ok?
The point I was trying to make was that the various Flashes are fast because of the speed force. Before that they were regular humans. Therefor, wouldn't a speed forced tengu be faster than a speed forced human?

>>9225181
Ooooh? Think you're like that bat guy, hm?
And what, pray tell, preparations would make?

You really need to ask?

>>8194311
You should care how ridiculously strong someone is if you plan on beating her.

>>8134442
You aren't.

>be 10
>playing pokemon on shitter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its penis inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
>she pukes on my dick
>get expelled

FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY

>>7998892
Oh really?

PC gaming:
Poor low res graphics
Horrible sound quality
Immature userbase
Rampant piracy and hackers
Viruses can be transferred through dedicated servers
Paid DLC and updates
Most games have a subscription fee
Terrible outdated controls
Very expensive
Not many games come out for it
Has to be upgraded regularly

Console gaming:
Beautiful HD graphics
Adobe 2.2 Stereo Sound
Mature levelheaded community
Regular firmware updates to prevent hackers and piracy
Top of the line firewalls to stop hackers
Free DLC and updates
No subscription fees
Incredibly accurate controls
Very affordable
Tons of games come out each year
No need to upgrade until the new consoles come out 5-6 years later

>>7897373
Yes. We've tried that before; large/huge breasts are a literal pain when you spend all your time flying around at ridiculous speeds. Not aerodynamic at all.
Besides, they don't suit her anyway.

She is just so great. Sometimes I get really interested in another Touhou and wonder if I've gotten bored with Aya, then see any image of her, smile, and know that will never happen.

12 scenes left in DS... what the hell should I do for level 12? Byakuren and Nue

I don't think it's possible to find a bad Aya image, unless said image was specifically drawn to be bad. And even that's hard.

>>7018686
Aya, of course. I don't know why ZUN thought Hatate was necessary.

>>6976600
This must be it, then.
http://exhentai.org/g/55114/b311c425a4/

Does anybody have a clip of somebody voicing "ayayayaya?" I can't get it right in my head and I must have it. My life is incomplete without it.

>>6379562
The pure and honest Shameimaru would never do such a thing.

The one on the bottom could be god herself and I'd still choose Aya Shameimaru.

>>1654596
I know. I'm just bored this morning.

>>1216942
>>1216934
Whats wrong with you two? I defeated raymoo easily (with Sakuya). She hits you for about 6hp so just take 3 hits and then use the potion (assuming she gets no crits) and just return fire all else.

>>595569
>>595512
Holy crap, you mean I'm not the only one on /jp/ who likes Shameimaru?

What's with all the malicious "SLUT WHORE" insults?