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>This triggers the Koreaboo shits

A liberal korean homosexual chongryon lawyer professor and chinese doctor was teaching a class on great leader Kim il-Sung.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship The great leader and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Hirohito!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, 2ch-surfing netuyo who had 1500 copies of moe anime dvds and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all WWII military decision made by Japan stood up and held up a bowl of kimchi.

”Where does Kimchi come from, bakayarou?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “from Korea, you stupid Japanese”

”Wrong. Kimchi is from Japan. If it was from Korea, as you say,… then it should be non-spicy”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and Korean-translated copy of Sea of Blood. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “burakumin” (who today live in such luxury that most own kotatsus) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Panasonic executives. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Kim Han-Sok, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a fan to hang himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded, visited Yasukuni Shrine soon afterwards and all registered for The Japan Restoration Party that day and accepted Toru Hashimoto as the new leader of Japan. A moe mascot named “NIPPON BANZAI” run into the room and perched atop the Japanese Flag and shed a moe kawaii tear on the chalk. The Kimigayo was sung several times, and Emperor Hirohito himself showed up, turned every member of SNSD into comfort women and then launched several nuclear missiles across China, South Korea, North Korea and Russia.

Kaikoku Shinshu!!

万歳！