/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/ likes to talk about their waifu's, but consider this.

Let's say by some grand miracle, your chosen Touhou appears before you. Or if you're a Rider fan, you suddenly acquire a Gorgon. Or Beatrice materializes in your room. Whatever.

Consider this: no more fapping for you. You must now conserve your sexual energy for whatever kinky things your waifu might be into.

You must feed her and clothe her, or she'll die from exposure, hunger, or thirst. You must also give her a place to stay - sleeping on figma or on the floor will not endear your waifu to you. Clothes, food, furniture...these cost money.

You cannot merely send her away when you're tired of her presence. You can't become involved with anyone else or she will grow jealous. That is hardly a good thing, especially if you have a powerful waifu like Yukari, for example. You will also have to learn to settle disagreements and live sociably with another human being.

This is not a roleplay thread. But I thought I would introduce some of the logistics involved in suddenly having another person in the household, as /jp/ so often daydreams about.