/jp/ - Otaku Culture

FIRST TRY
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY

>be me
>watching hololive in bed
>turn it off and go to sleep
>hear window breaking
>"naruhodo NAAYYY"
>leap out of bed, face to face with a big titty pink hair goth tomboy
>I try to run but she corners me
>"w-what do you want with me, strange woman"
>"Are you aware that I'm bad at video games?"

>be me
>watching hololive in bed
>turn it off and go to sleep
>hear window breaking
>"naruhodo NAAYYY"
>leap out of bed, face to face with a big titty pink hair goth tomboy
>I try to run but she corners me
>"w-what do you want with me, strange woman"
>"Are you aware that I'm bad at video games?"

Nani the f-word did you just f-word say about me, you little gook? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Reaping School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Heartbreak City, and I have over 9001 confirmed kills. I am trained in sick beats and I'm the top rapper in the entire Apple iStore. You are nothing to me but just another soul to reap. I will wipe you the f-word out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or the underworld, mark my f-word-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that kuso to me over Among Us? Think again, f-word-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret demon crew across Nippon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that reaps out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f-word dead, little one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can reap you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in scythe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Anituber podcast and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little kusa. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kudastop your f-word tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying with your soul, you goddamn bakadiot. I will shit Big Kusa all over you and you will drown in it. You're f-word dead, little one. PEACE.

>>28902960

https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

Here's your boy

the Ace of Avarice,
the Buster of Banks,
the Chairman of Cash,
the Destroyer of Deposits,
the Emptier of Envelopes,
the Fiscal Fiend,
the Gold Grubber,
the Hellish Hustler,
the Infallible Income,
the Justicar of Jewry,
the King of Kane,
the Launderer of Lives,
the Mors Mortgage,
the Nigger of Nippon,
the Overlord of Overpayment,
the Princess of Paypigs,
the Queen of Quebec,
the Reaper of Rewards,
the Superchat Supermagnet,
the Towering Titan of Tithe,
the Ultimate Usurper of Usury,
the Victorious Viper of Verses,
the Weeb Wonder of Wageslavery,
the X-treme Master of Aged Slang,
the Yeller of the N-Words,
the Zealot of Zeroes on her bank account

ENTER
CALLIOPE the "COWARD"
"MONEY" MORI

>>28612724
The mori art is too fucking good man

>already a canadian Aka for Mori's new song

always and forever

the Ace of Avarice,
the Buster of Banks,
the Chairman of Cash,
the Destroyer of Deposits,
the Emptier of Envelopes,
the Fiscal Fiend,
the Gold Grubber,
the Hellish Hustler,
the Infallible Income,
the Justicar of Jewry,
the King of Kane,
the Launderer of Lives,
the Mors Mortgage,
the Nigger of Nippon,
the Overlord of Overpayment,
the Princess of Paypigs,
the Queen of Quebec,
the Reaper of Rewards,
the Superchat Supermagnet,
the Towering Titan of Tithe,
the Ultimate Usurper of Usury,
the Victorious Viper of Verses,
the Weeb Wonder of Wageslavery,
the X-treme Master of Aged Slang,
the Yeller of the N-Words,
the Zealot of Zeroes on her bank account

ENTER
CALLIOPE the "COWARD"
"MONEY" MORI

ENTER

https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

>>28490440
always

https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

>>28396188
Imma link her one more time for you bro

https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

ENTER

https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

>>28241803
Mori's first collab will probably be __Coco__

>people making fun of Mori who is trudging through Doom on normal using a controller
>some of those people said Ina is potentially best gamer in EN


APOLOGIZE

>>28155902

the Ace of Avarice,
the Buster of Banks,
the Chairman of Cash,
the Destroyer of Deposits,
the Emptier of Envelopes,
the Fiscal Fiend,
the Gold Grubber,
the Hellish Hustler,
the Infallible Income,
the Justicar of Jewry,
the King of Kane,
the Launderer of Lives,
the Mors Mortgage,
the Nigger of Nippon,
the Overlord of Overpayment,
the Princess of Paypigs,
the Queen of Quebec,
the Reaper of Rewards,
the Superchat Supermagnet,
the Towering Titan of Tithe,
the Ultimate Usurper of Usury,
the Victorious Viper of Verses,
the Weeb Wonder of Wageslavery,
the X-treme Master of Aged Slang,
the Yeller of the N-Words,
the Zealot of Zeroes on her bank account

ENTER
CALLIOPE the "COWARD"
"MONEY" MORI

She's here

the Ace of Avarice,
the Buster of Banks,
the Chairman of Cash,
the Destroyer of Deposits,
the Emptier of Envelopes,
the Fiscal Fiend,
the Gold Grubber,
the Hellish Hustler,
the Infallible Income,
the Justicar of Jewry,
the King of Kane,
the Launderer of Lives,
the Mors Mortgage,
the Nigger of Nippon,
the Overlord of Overpayment,
the Princess of Paypigs,
the Queen of Quebec,
the Reaper of Rewards,
the Superchat Supermagnet,
the Towering Titan of Tithe,
the Ultimate Usurper of Usury,
the Victorious Viper of Verses,
the Weeb Wonder of Wageslavery,
the X-treme Master of Aged Slang,
the Yeller of the N-Words,
the Zealot of Zeroes on her bank account

ENTER
CALLIOPE the "COWARD"
"MONEY" MORI