/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43526821
I made the post you replied to.

>>43526831
My ass does not "stink".

>>38041072
Not impossible, or he got a ghostwriter, since everything else he wrote is trash.

>>37188180

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this is me touching my keyboard with my head repeatedly, what do you think everyone?

>>35865900
Time to reread the VN then! Try not to have a shit memory this go-around.

>>34893968
While it's true I initially altered what you said, you confirmed it afterwards >>34893751
Making my initial statement retroactively true, thus your argument falls apart, and I win.

>>34309022
No, that just makes you bi

>>34208674
Look at this cope, so sad!

>>34176865
But it wasn't a dream anon, your mom did put you down. You're dead and this is hell!

>>34158706
I'll never die. Not out of immortality, but of the eternal power of shitposting

Being a NEET is terrible if you have wants
If you have no wants and either parents or government cares for you and you enjoy it, then go ahead.

I went back to work to get enough money invested in crypto so I can be a rich NEET.
Now I can be NEET and have wants.

>>33965827
Hm, impressive

Something something until I cry

Erika strips me naked and then fastens me within a hollowed-out tree trunk, my head, hands and feet protruding from it. She forces me to ingest milk and honey to the point where I develop severe bowel movements and diarrhea, while she rubs honey on my body to attract insects to my exposed appendages. She then leaves me to float on a stagnant pond. My own shit and piss accumulates over time within the hollow container, attracting more insects, which then begin eat and breed within my exposed flesh, which—upon the interruption of my blood supply by burrowing insects— starts to become increasingly gangrenous. Erika's feeding of me would be repeated each day to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not kill me. Eventually I would die as a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock as a delirious mess begging for death while Erika smugly mocks me for being such a pathetic loser.

What do you think, everyone?

I want Erika to cook me at a tasty medium rare and devour me, barely alive but still feeling

>>33858242
So pathetic, how can their taste be so inferior??

You are all idiots.

You are all idiots.

>>33805326
That's another that I bullied off the internet because of your complaining.

>>33750704
This joke doesn't work because you forgone the quotations

Personally, I want Erika to tie me to a chair and starve me. She would only come in every three or so days to give me a single glass of water alongside a thin piece of mouldy bread. Eventually after months trapped in Erika's basement on this starvation diet I would be reduced to nothing but a stick-thin twig rotting in my own shit and piss on the verge of death as my body began to waste away.
At this point Erika would burst in and say that she has begun to tire of me and is now prepared to give me a luscious last meal out of pity before she executes me. She’d paint wonders of the delicious pancakes drizzled with syrup along with the finest grilled steak and refreshing drinks that would be prepared by someone of her status, and I would nod along like the eager animal that all humans reduced to that bestial state are. Erika would then leave the room and the countdown would begin. Hours would pass as my head is filled with nothing but thoughts of the great banquet that awaits me with the taste of hot food that I had not experienced in months. Then, interrupting my fantasies, Erika would kick open the door and reveal not the delectable delights of pancakes and cola but instead a rope. She would then proceed to hang me from the ceiling in the Strappado position in which my hands are tied behind my back and I am suspended up by my wrists for the sole purpose of dislocating my shoulders.
After hearing the sickening pop after about an hour or so, Erika would let me down and proceed to hold a lighter to my now naked waste-covered stick-thin body and laugh as I wriggled on the floor unable to escape her burning light of justice. However, in my position I would be nothing but a worm crawling around on the ground with useless dislocated shoulders that make my arms flop about in a hilarious manner. Yet again, hours would pass and my entire body would be covered in horrific burns inflicted upon me by Erika-sama. I would not be able to cry to relieve this pain however, as my body could not even begin to produce enough water to waste on something as pathetic as relieving my unrelenting agony. Once Erika has grown bored with this, she would pull out a slightly dull knife and begin slicing my disgustingly tiny penis down the middle of my peehole to the point where is split in half down to belly. She would then leave the room forever, forgetting about my existence the moment she stepped outside while I scream in utter torment and agony until my bleeding cockwound finally carries me to the afterlife, where I would be promptly sent to hell.

Satoko is completely evil now and gives no fucks about people dying to achieve her goal, she simply kills and executes her scripts. She planned everything out in Tataridamashi. What do you think of this explanation everyone?

>>33614850
>>33614764
Battler...

>>33477782
>George engaging in kvlt culture