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Umineko is the comatose dream of Satoshi. He sees himself as Sakutaro the vegeta-lion (their faces are identical) because he feels guilty about not giving Satoko the teddy bear. That's why, in his dream, he's a stuffed animal that belongs to a little girl. A little girl that gets beaten by her guardian, just like Satoko got beaten by her ugly fucking aunt.

The witches are fucking assholes who murder people for fun because Sakutoshi is always having nightmares caused by his persecution complex.