/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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On a cliff, I said "Me am hulk man" before jumping down. Went over to a climb a cliff, a guy comes over pushing me over, someone demands an image off him, he posts "Spongebob vs Squidward general #30"

At the end of a JAV thread was a faggot mass replying saying shit like "SHE ISN'T REAL" and "I just did this at the end of club president's thread, testing it out here"

Someone linked my Yukari thread in a hentai general. A frogposter said I was based and won, another said I represent Slave Health and I don't win until I bring Slave Health to this board for the sake of our Snake Health.

In a bed, on the right side, doing something on my laptop. There's a guy in on the left jacking it to Yukari which makes me want to do it, there's a guy sitting at that guy's feet jacking it to pictures of Yukari with goblins, his dick bleeding, everyone else in my room gets alarmed and leaves, I thought I'd be stupid to jack off around this shit.

Go into my lounge, on my TV is DS2 Jester Thomas in a small room purposely repeatedly getting himself killed and Acid Clouds breathed over his corpse, like he represents me and is trying to curse me. Brings up farts as I'm trying to turn the TV off, then I stop and say "Wait", something like his face is on the speaker in front of me, he says "What? You'd talk to a clown?" I say "Yeah, I NEED someone to talk to."

Snake charming going on in my room, a lamia monster girl inside a glass cover rises up and dances along with flute playing.

Inside a building, following a girl representing Yukari, to a door. She lightly smugly disparages me, I say "Just because I'm the Little Cosmic and you're the Big Cosmic" She was going to let me touch her but I said it was cold, we went through the door then a hugged her, hard on against her ass.

In my room, there's a cockroach upon something representing Yukari, I said I'd gladly take that upon myself as I picked it up, another one appears, I take it too.

Yukari turned herself in a trash bag tied up like a balloon animal to force me to get attention for the board.

Going around outside, put something in a recycling bin, went around looking for another recycling bin and put something else in that. I was compared to a hentai protagonist, Redo of Healer's, currently fighting a girl using an onahole. There was a hentai general on my side with a crazy Flan in Alphe's style like a fusion of a dozen characters, and a hentai general against me called "FUCK CHRISTIANS" and saying "Get a life"

Hentai general, people talking about me again, I was typing up these dreams, eager to masturbate to Yukari once I'm done. Another tripfag was posting pictures of Yukari with Youmu, I didn't mind since I thought I was her.

Come out of the shower, Yukari in my room as Kikyo, on her knees. I lay before her, she leans back so that the sexy outlines of her clothes aren't visible. I don't like it, she repositioned so I can see her sexy breasts' outline, but leans back every second to bang her head on the wall, threatening herself.

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Shion is from 2002, while Haato-chama is from 2001.