/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11976151
Do you ever, at night, when you're laying in bed, wonder what America would be like if the Jews didn't successfully take over the country behind the scenes and enact their century-long Zionist propaganda on the society?

ITT: We discuss how to rob a bank.

Share ideas and tips/stories.

What kind of haircut do you usually get /jp/? I want to go to a barber but I don't know what to ask for.

I'm white btw.

>get done with ballet and gymnastics class
>mom comes to pick me up
>due to my intense sweating from not the class, but my immense girth, I ask mom if she can make a quick stop at McDonalds so I can get a large chocolate shake
>get up to the window
>mom order shake
>I smirk and scream "And two 50 piece nuggets to as well"
>mom is pissed, slaps me with spaghetti, but at least I'll get some delicious nuggets
>she pays for the food, employee looks at me with spaghetti in my lap, sauce on my hair and face, and winks
>employee pulls out spaghetti from his pocket, and gives me a wink saying "Spaghetti Brotherhood shall not falter"
>get chocolate shake, nuggets
>proceed to eat all the nuggets
>I'm on my last nugget, it falls on the floor
>start screaming non-sensically, yelling, banging my head against the window
>open window, throw out chocolate shake, but not before sticking my dick in and ejaculating
>scream to passers-by "NO NUGGET LEFT BEHIND"
>scurry about the bottom of my mom's AMC Pacer, looking for the lost nugget
>find used condoms, birth control pills, cocaine, weed pipes, m&ms (which I promptly stick into my adipose filled face
>finally, I find the nugget
>it has semen and shit on it
>exclaim to no one in particular "For this nugget of mine was dead and is alive again; it was lost and is found."
>name the nugget Timonthy
>get back home
>family is all there waiting
>it's my 30th birthday
>they threw a surprise party
>spaghetti falls from the roof onto my head as a joke
>i run into my pokemon themed bedroom in tears, shitting myself all the way there

>delete /new/
>leave this shit

>mfw my 500 pound coworker tells me he's been fucking a different girl every month since he was 10

>>7618039
Mami
Madoka
Kyouko
Homura
Sayaka

Search your heart, you know it to be true.

>Most British men are uncircumcised
>it's gross and shows massive ignorance of AIDS risk

>Graduate high-school with average grades.
>Go to state university for one term, it wasn't what I thought it to be and I had no scholarships/grants awarded to me, so I left rather than accumulating massive amounts of debt.
>Get a part-time job at retail to fill up my time and pay off loans.
>It takes 2 years, but I paid off my loans in full and lost 70 pounds in the process. (was around 270 after leaving university).
>Quit retail job and have been unemployed and living at my parents' house for the past year.

>>6504311
>Someone please fix this
>PNG
>more than two colors

Okay. ...ok wait, that would be retarded.