/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am a weeb! Everything I do, I do for my waifu! My waifu is an idol, and better than all real idols because unlike them, she is not 3D. Her flat 2D figure is objectively superior to the flabby meat dolls you worship. Unlike them, she does not bow before the porcelain god after gobbling down gallons of ikemen cum! She is pure because as a fictional character every time she even shakes a male fan's hand, it is retconned! As such I am the only man who gets to canonically touch her. And boy, do I touch her! I shoot hot gum all over her big anime tiddies while Dirk watches in the corner and cries. Even now, I'm gumming! I'm gumming! AAAAAAWW YEAH I'M GUMMING ON MY OSHI'S BIG ANIME TIDDIES!!! AAAAHH YESSSSSS, IKU IKU IKU!!! HHNNNNGGGGGH! Ahh... shit, I game so hard my dick almost fell off. Unfff, my waifu looks so cute with gum all over her delicious flat chest. What do you mean she can't have both big tiddies and a flat chest? She's a fictional character, she could have a dick and it wouldn't be gay to suck it! But she doesn't, and I wouldn't even if she did, because I'm not gay unlike you crongelords. It's gonna be a yike and cronge from me... damn, it feels good to be pased!

I am a weeb! Everything I do, I do for my waifu! My waifu is an idol, and better than all real idols because unlike them, she is not 3D. Her flat 2D figure is objectively superior to the flabby meat dolls you worship. Unlike them, she does not bow before the porcelain god after gobbling down gallons of ikemen cum! She is pure because as a fictional character every time she even shakes a male fan's hand, it is retconned! As such I am the only man who gets to canonically touch her. And boy, do I touch her! I shoot hot gum all over her big anime tiddies while Dirk watches in the corner and cries. Even now, I'm gumming! I'm gumming! AAAAAAWW YEAH I'M GUMMING ON MY OSHI'S BIG ANIME TIDDIES!!! AAAAHH YESSSSSS, IKU IKU IKU!!! HHNNNNGGGGGH! Ahh... shit, I game so hard my dick almost fell off. Unfff, my waifu looks so cute with gum all over her delicious flat chest. What do you mean she can't have both big tiddies and a flat chest? She's a fictional character, she could have a dick and it wouldn't be gay to suck it! But she doesn't, and I wouldn't even if she did, because I'm not gay unlike you crongelords. It's gonna be a yike and cronge from me... damn, it feels good to be pased!