/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44998757
FACT: YOUKAI TAKE THE FORM OF HUMAN GIRLS IN SILLY DRESSES TO ENTICE MEN
FACT: EVERY YOUKAI KNOWS THAT THEY CAN INSTEAD FEED OFF OF THEIR LOVER'S LUST
FACT: EVERY YOUKAI IS DESPERATE FOR A MAN TO LOVE THEM BUT ALSO MUST ABIDE BY THE RULES
FACT: OUTSIDERS ARE HIGHLY PRIZED AS THE ONLY HUMANS BRAVE ENOUGH TO APPROACH THEM
FACT: YOUKAI WANT TO HAVE YOUR KIDS
FACT: YOUKAI WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER
FACT: YOUKAI WOULD CHERISH YOU FOREVER
FACT: A YOUKAI WIFE LEADS TO YOUR BEST LIFE
FACT: IN TERMS OF MALE HUMAN AND FEMALE YOUKAI BREEDING EVERY SINGLE YOUKAI FEMALE IS PERFECTLY COMPATIBLE WITH HUMAN MEN AND THEIR MARRIAGES ALWAYS LAST

Hijiri had heard of the absolute travesty going on the village through the Tengu papers and reports of the faithful that were the human side of the temple monks. She'd lived a long enough life to recognize a lie when she heard one so when she heard that miko's husband had willingly put on such a show she was doubtful.

Not that she had much dealings with the miko, as unpleasant as she became after the incidents she became antiquated with her during. Still over the years, various parties she attended out of obligation, and her business dealings with the shrine; including every now and then when her youkai disciples overstepped their bounds she did know her enough to learn of the wickedness of her soul. She was convinced Reimu could never be able to walk the path.

Her husband was a different matter, always a kind soul through and through that one was, she'd met him a few times and he was always cordial enough. She's lived a long enough life that she could even tell that he meant the kind words he said to. Its a shame their respective stations stopped her from extending an invitation to him, he would be a role model for youkai and human monks alike.

If she considered his soul karmatically she supposed he'd experienced enough karma living with that oni of a miko while retaining his pure soul to earn him a fast pass to reincarnate. Perhaps it was because of that pity at the man's well documented life and trials that she took a special interest in his current plight.

Still she couldn't justify a women of her position heading to such an establishment, especially if it was as it was reported on by the Tengu's newspapers... That was the excuse she came up with, until as if on queue Kyouko, ever the dutiful girl came running up to her shouting her name in that adorable manner that could've made her melt if she didn't have to play the role of the head monk.

It was this weeks paper and other correspondence , the temple had a subscription to the bunbunmaru after all, despite the half truths and lies it was a good source to keep tabs on things... and a good rag to clean and polish the finer glass and brass works...

She skimmed through the papers, finding an account of an 'unnamed goer's' review of the place. What she read intrigued her somewhat, a sort of theme park complete with games, food, and what was practically an onsen. It sounded nice enough she supposed, a good enough diversion for an afternoon if she was anyone of lesser status but certainly something she'd prevent her disciples from partaking in.

It was the last few paragraph that caught her eye, the 'unnamed goer's' account the previous attractions were brief and to the point; a clear indication of trying to put a polite spin on the lackluster side of things. However, her account of the star of the attraction was much more detailed, the language itself was a lot more positive as well.

Though she was able to read between the lines about how he, 'was excited to meet so many old friends now that he was out of that hell miko's clutches' or 'How despite his trying job he's never been in better health' or even 'Those that knew Anon would be happy to know his kind and giving self hasn't changed in the slightest despite his new line of work'

The blurbs of how 'relaxing for the soul' and 'how she got a taste of inner peace' caught her attention especially. Even the later parts of how his skills, 'sent the lucky lady to nirvana' peeked her interest despite how hyperbolic it was. It was clear basic embellishment and Hijiri clearly had no interest in physical side of things but...

She thought if that tortured soul could not only retain his better qualities in his unclear but obviously grim situation, and still have enough to give to the ladies that came in; well... it could clearly be of benefit to not only her, but all the youkai monks under her care!

Especially some of the problem children she had that she didn't wish to reign in too hard lest they leave the proper and right path... Yes, a human that could set the example of giving even when you yourself are drowned in circumstance would only aid them...

Still, worldly matters still reign on this plane of existence and she just couldn't justify a group trip at the prices quoted for parties of 7. That was when she noticed a particular parcel among the correspondence the temple received, it was addressed to the temple at large yet curiously unmarked in who sent it.

She opened the brown paper parcel and out fell a simple letter and a smaller bit of cardstock imprinted with ornate and slightly vulgar stylized yinyang symbols. The letter started with, 'Congraduations! we here at the Hakurei Shrine Experience wish to extend an invitation to all those that haven't had a chance to book time with the illustrious Shrine Husband of Paradise! Inside this parcel is included a special ticket good for groups of up to ten..."

>>43602421
Its almost like Byakuren is a sham of a monk and doesn't actually believe what she preaches, strange huh?

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