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Oh i'm sure she's "breathtaking". If only she stopped at the breath (and wasn't a horrible monster), maybe it wouldn't be an issue!
You are right about one thing. She is not entitled to you and you have plenty of choices among the many beautiful human woman that roam the village. Whether it is with Kosuzu, or perhaps the elegant head of the Hieda House, or whoever else you've got your eyes on, there are plenty of fishes in the sea and all roads lead to an exquisite relationship, one that'll give you the greatest gifts of them all - being able to experience fatherhood. Watching your flesh & blood grow, with your beloved by your side as a confidant & unrelenting partner in life, until death do the two of you part.
In my great wisdom, I will somehow entertain your futile wishes of companionship with those monsters we know as Youkais, and tell you exactly what will happen.
Took the love letter from a Youkai? Oops! Turned out it was a bait, and you've been made into soup!
Managed to survive longer than a few minutes with a Youkai as she walks around with you and the two of you share a "heartfelt date"? Fiddlesticks! It turns out the monster is indeed a monster, and as you make your way back to her home, you'll be knocked out, and hanged like the finest of hams! That demon sure must be glad that there are idiots like you...
Somehow managed to have an amorous adventure with one of these abominations? Great, now your mutant of a child can't be accepted anywhere in the village schools because she's half Youkai! You have to lead a degenerate, nightly lifestyle to even entertain the idea of educating your offspring! But don't worry, once her mother gets tired of your failed endeavor at making her lead a decent life, she'll remind her the way the food chain goes, and i'm sure you'll be glad to be their first victim! Such a great ending, isn't it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Hopefully, i've managed to remove these silly ideas out of your head. I know the outsiders of today tend to remain in perpetual teenagehood, with what that implies of rebelious behavior, but I believe that it's possible to knock some sense into them.
I hardly believe this'll be necessary, but just for the sake of rewarding the attention you've given to this call to reason, here's a picture of Kosuzu in a delightfully cute cheer leader outfit! She doesn't really want it shared with complete strangers, I'm sure if you date her right now, she'll be willing to wear it, and perhaps other outfits that cater to your preferences, because that's what it's like to be a human! You're a being of EMPATHY, COMPASSION, and LOVE!
Now let us forget these foul devils forever, please...

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