/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45117171
>be Anon
>totally Neet
>moms basement full of pissbottles vidyagames and cheetodust
>demand Kiki cook only tendies and buy mountainjew and cheetos
>never bathe, wear same filthy sweatpants forever
>
>wake up one morning, no Kiki
>Kiki at the job-agency: "Fuckthatshit, fat lardass didn't even try to surprizesexx me while doing the vacuuming. Send him an Akaname, I'm going off to find my own anon."