/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Am I Japanese if I instinctively take my shoes off when entering my house?

I don't feel like I relate to my American family at all, either. I think I'm actually a nihonjin who was accidentally born in a gaijin's body…..

Figured I should let you homos know that I'm at the hospital and apparently I very likely have lung cancer.

This is the only picture I have on my normal phone……

Am I Japanese if I instinctively take my shoes off when entering my house?

I don't feel like I relate to my American family at all, either. I think I'm actually a nihonjin who was accidentally born in a gaijin's body…..

What's the point of life?

It's not even fun.

I'm bored.

What are you dweebs doing?

>>9357482

Well now it's double over, you piece of shit.

Have you ever thought about going to Japan for work? Even teaching English?

So, what is this?

Some weekend open beta on Japanese servers?

>>9160407
EXCUSE ME.

THAT'S MY IMAGE, BUCKO.

>Mom leaves for work
>Party time
>Start drinking wine
>playing monster girl quest 2
>fun
>go look for another bottle in moms stash
>too confused to get the cork off
>try to carve it out with a knife
>cork goes deeper into the bottle
>try to pull it out
>index finger gets stuck
>try to smash it open with a hammer
>get hurt
>no idea how it happened
>too scared to call an ambulance, too embarrassed to call my mom
>try to clean up the wine, glass and blood from the floor
>my vision goes white
>pass out, wake up in a emergency room
>mom takes away all the wine and threatens to kick me out unless I get a job

>>8659025
I don't get turned on by nerds trying to cyber anonymously with me on /jp/ of all places.

I don't have a trip specifically because sick fucks like you would stalk me and probably find my address somehow and rape the shit out of me.

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Your guess is as good as mine. I guess I just like to shitpost.

What are you losers doing today?

So what are you losers planning to do tomorrow?
Let me guess, nothing....
When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?
When are you going to stop being a leech on society?

So what are you losers planning to do today?
Let me guess, nothing....
When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?
When are you going to stop being a leech on society?

So what are you losers planning to do today?
Let me guess, nothing....
When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?
When are you going to stop being a leach on society?

Should I play Skyrim, /jp/?

It seems like a massive waste of time, but I'm bored as fuck and my ass kinda hurts. I also feel a fart coming on.

I'm bored, /jp/.

What are you f*cking losers doing?

>Finally go in to take my GED exams after 6 years of studying.
>Get there early.
>Everyone is waiting in the hall way outside the door.
>Walk into the middle of the hallway like an idiot.
>Awkwardly squeeze between two other people leaning on the wall by the door.
>Feel a fart coming out, but after 6 years of NEETing it up I forgot how to hold it in.
>Silent but deadly type, everyone near me shuffles away and people start glancing at me and chuckling to each other.
>Right before I run away crying the proctor arrives and lets us in.
>First one in, I trip on the groove in the doorway and fall on my face.
>Everyone bursts into laughter.
>I pretend to laugh it off and go to my seat.
>As the proctor is explaining the rules everyone is staring at me in the front because my shirt is covered in sweat and I'm trembling.
>Fart again, the person behind me actually interrupts the proctor to say I smell like shit and asks to move.
>Proctor looks at me like and freak and says he can.
>I finally get so stressed from nervousness that I vomit on my desk while the exams are being passed out.
>Everyone bursts into laughter again and some nigger in the back calls me a "pale ass freak".
>I'm sitting at my desk covered in vomit crying now.
>The proctor asks me to please leave and to call my ride.
>I shuffle out of the class as fast as possible.
>Trip on the doorway diveder again, but at least catch myself this time.
>Sit on the curb in front of the test center covered in vomit for 4 hours because I don't have a cell phone to call my mom.
>Naturally, she forgets to pick me up and comes an hour late after everyone who took the exams came out and laughed their asses off at me still being there.
>She asks why I'm covered in puke and crying, I tell her I ate something bad during the break and puked while waiting for her.
>Finally get home and cry myself to sleep.
>Post about it on /jp/ after waking up as a desperate attempt to stave off the urge to kill myself.

>>8337091
I don't wear "pantsu", they're called panties. Speak English you fuckin' weeaboo shit.

We both know you stole those lyrics from me, OP.

In fact, I made all of the /jp/ song edits.

So bored.

When was the last time you took a shit and actually enjoyed it?

I just finished some interdisciplinary web development filler class to learn MySQL, PHP, databases and such.

I have no idea how advanced this shit is or if it's extremely basic. Here's one of the shitty websites I made for the class as an example of the kind of coding I'm talking about:

http://2007.ispace.ci.fsu.edu/~tar07d/webdev/mysocial/index.php