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Hey squirt, I could use a "squire", you doing anything this weekend?

>>12696002

Oh shit! This girl's coming back? I know the artist's subject material doesn't really hit the note for me, they got kinda sadistic or something with it. But I like her design. She looks like a calm, laid back Oni/Ogre. I like that.

I like the ide

>>12475489
>Be sitting in the park minding my own business, feeding the ducks bread.
>A group of scary-looking Onis walk up to me.
>Oh christ, they're Hell's Onis.
>Start to panic, consider running, start praying to myself.
>"Hey."
"Y-yeah?" I ask.
>"You feeding these ducks?"
>Is this a trick question. I'm probably dead anyway.
"Yeah, just bread crumbs, y'know? That's all."
>They look at each other.
>"You're all right kid, anyone try to give you shit just give us a shout."
>They walk off, leaving me alone on the bench.
>Did I just become friends with one of the toughest gangs in the city?

>>12448535
>They'd be butch as fuck, and constantly reeking of alcohol
>I'd personally rather not get "married" to some drunk who thinks they can turn me on by belching the alphabet.

>Implying that wouldn't make me rock hard.