/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44164367
Of course I would live in a city denser than the average shounen protagonist. There should be people absolutely asses to elbows.
The place should be BLANKETED in pure, unfiltered SMOG. I don't want to be able to walk outside without at least TWO gas masks.
I want every convenience to be delivered via catapult, straight through the window!
Every night should be punctuated with the sounds of creaking metal, whirring gears and the occasional blaring alarms.
I want our house to be filled with a legion of roombas ready and prepared to clean the inevitable MESS we'll create together. Both sexy AND scientific!

>>42566050
Those are definitely a thing.
After all, Automatons were supposedly uncovered from some of said ruined cities. Who knows what else is down there.

>>39593728
>robo-kunoichi
Will have to see what the gearheads at Gremtech can do to make one.

>>37529445
Your insults and slander will not stop their scientific advancement.

>Kukukukuku...

I want to spend all my money modifying and upgrading an automaton. I hope the local gremlin will give me a discount on parts.

>>27234819
Sensors can't go above saturation value, anon.
Not without "improved" versions

I want to visit my gremlin wife's hangar, watch my gremlin wife, with no bra or panties on and just wearing her jacket, boots, and goggles, approach me while I sit on a bench and then rides my cock aggressively while the sound of jet engines roar around our ears and listen to all the automatons operate on machines and such.

Be careful, not all modifications a Gremlin can make to your Automaton are legal.

>>24083410
>Habeeb it
I'm now imagining gremlins selling Sabbath extremist groups weapons grade aphrodisiacs

>kukuku...

What do you look for in a Automaton when shopping for one at the Gremlin's store?

>>22014696
I'm not sure, guess I'll see what Gremmy has cooked up.

>Go to gremlin shop
>Looking for upgrade part for automaton
>Found candy dispenser that attach inside a mouth
>Gremlin said when installed, you'll get sweet candy while kissing
>Longer kiss, more candy dispense
>Also working with drug pill

Should I buy it?

>>17792567
O ye of little faith.

>>17361828
Madam President, me and my closest Gremlin Automation friends would like to file to start a Robotics club.

>>16410660
>You're in a desert and you're walking along in the sand and all of a sudden you look down and you see an Umi Osho. She's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the Umi Osho over on her back. The Umi Osho lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs, trying to turn herself over but she can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping.

>Shortstack desert Gremlin excavates an Automaton
>Immediately discovers that the Automaton doesn't have her own specialty magitech armor like most Automatons do
>Solves this problem by taking parts from various unfinished magitech prototypes and adds them to the Automatons frame
>Ends up with an Automaton decked out in asymmetrical, yet aesthetically pleasing outer armor that doesn't hide her plump simulacrum bodyparts
Gremlins and Automatons have some potential.

>all these anons in MGC just walking around, waiting to get raped and husbando'd
>not building their own absolutely perfect waifu
>not feeling both love from your biomechanical bride and the sense of accomplishment at having created something so amazing with your own two hands
Come on, guys. It's like you don't want to be happy.

Goddammit I'm fucking obsessed with Automatons. Damn things might as well be more modular than Familiars, another species I love.

>>15982909
As in the Automatons have their own aliases and even personalize their frames.

I want my Automaton to be three times faster.

>>15942899
OH YES most certainly

>>15915740
Only if they're brown and have Elin proportions.