/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because if you don't, Nitori's Shagohod will be complete, and then Patchouli will be able to launch nukes anywhere in Gensokyo.

And you're forgetting one more very basic thing... You don't have what it takes to send me to hell.

>>3892657

Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if we fought in a field of flowers?

>>3688167

Kill it then stick it in a box and try to eat it.

Hello /jp/, my name is Snake.

I'm a 30 year old American Soldier (Soldat for you Russians). I sneak around Groznyj Grad, and spend my days eating animals and honing my superior combat abilities. (CQC, Shooting, Doing Both at the Same Time.)

I train with my knife every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through bees because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my knife license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Moscow and the Borsch dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Cold War history and their communist code, which I fight against 100%

When I get my clones, I am moving to Outer Heaven to build Metal Gear to create a nation of soldiers. I hope I can become an hero to soldiers!

I own several BDUs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Outer Heaven, so I can fit in easier. I salute to my superiors and seniors but I won't shake hands with the direct of the CIA, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /jp/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, Semper fi!

>>3504964
that box is much too small for me

"It doesn't matter if the spires fell, what matters is that we built them."

Why hide my jealousy? I'd break every bone in his body.

>>3238185

Do you know CQC? Because you just swept me off my feet and forced me into a chokehold.

I wonder if that recorder is CQC compatible.

>>3019254

She can stop time all she wants, I'll still snap her neck like a twig.

>>2906469

How do you know? I still haven't taken out the Shagohod.

Can you see into my mind?

So I was playing Impershable Night (it's my favorite cuz it's the first in the series lol) when the Boss comes in and asks me why im not doing my homework'? I says I'm playing touhou, and she's all like 'why do you always play girly games when u shuld be doin ur homework' and i shout 'there not girly games, the bullet patterns are quite beautiful and i think reimu is cute.' and then she told me to grow up. i got mad so i tried to cqc her but she jjust grabbed my arm and flipped me over. my brother ocelot also makes fun of me cause i play touhou.

i hate this family so much, i can't wait till I move out.

if mannosuke (XD) or the pain was my dad, things would be different.

do u guyz evr get made fun of 4 playing touhou?

I'd show her the "basics of CQC", if you know what I mean.

>>2620451

Cool off. It's like back in Vietnam, when things get rough, you always get hot under the collar.

Who needs language when you're as sexy as me?

>>2493463

Maybe if you should stopped eating so many rations you wouldn't be fat.