/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42952157
>Every monster is better when made part cow
fixed

>>42746311
Troll Cow

>>41806790
and trolls too
aslo my sperm are gonna run towards them as well and wrestle the egg

imma just stick Auntie Troll Instead

>tfw ywn wake up in aunty trolls embrace

>>41068659
Close enough

I went to do something and it went to doodoo that quick and the dude is trying to play both sides, dont feed those trolls, feed these trolls

troll+holst is perfect

>>40262110
trolls

>>40150625
but shes a boring cow, I wanna milk a dragon, kraken, jub jub, or even a troll

>>39345525
Sounds like a trollstaur to me.

>>21653169
I would pay dearly to see an LN trollstaur.

>>21635023
Not enough

>run a little produce farm with your adorable wife
>for 20 years she's the best partner a working man could ask for, and together you build a successful business
>you're well on your way to semi-retiring and leaving it to the farmhands, when something happens
>one day you find your wife collapsed in the greenhouse, and rush her to the hospital
>turns out she had dormant heart issues, and they're just starting to get worse
>she can't work anymore, and is suddenly too frail to do much outdoors
>you tell her it's alright, but it's a shame to lose your partner so suddenly
>she laments that you were never able to have children, and starts getting anxious
>her problems slowly get worse over a few more years, until she's bedridden
>it's a stressful time, so an old friend you haven't seen in a while invites you out
>you catch up, and find out he's gotten into the dairy business
>he hands you a bottle of milk from his farm, and tells you to give it to your wife with his well-wishes
>the label reads "GRADE AAA THICK"
>you're not sure what it means but you do know this stuff is more expensive than vintage wine these days
>you thank him and return home to your wife, not wanting to stay out too late
>she's looking very thin and pale, and it breaks your heart as always
>you tell her about the milk, and spend a rare moment out on the deck giving it a try, listening to the crickets
>she starts falling asleep on your shoulder, and you walk her back to bed
>then morning comes, and you hear a nostalgic sound
>there's humming, the clicking of buckles and the clumping sound of work boots in the next room
>when you realize your wife isn't in bed next to you, you jump up and go to stop her
>as soon as you round the corner you're grabbed and pulled into a hug up against something big, soft and warm
>"Mornin', hon." wife says with a kiss on the cheek, then another in case the first one didn't take. "Ah think we're gonna have to call the doctor. Uh, both of us."
>her body is totally refreshed, and looks almost like the day you got married under the big oak tree
>maybe with a couple of additions
>you're feeling pretty great yourself, and she runs a hand over your shoulders, knotted with youthful muscle once again
>both of you start running your hands over each other, and it very quickly turns into the deepest kiss you've had in years
>neither of you break it off until you're both gasping for air, and too hot under the collar to think
>She was always your ideal woman, but you've never wanted to rut with her like you do now
>"Heh...breakfast, then we're goin' to the hayloft, 'kay darlin'?" she giggles, just like when you were teenagers
>her full, freckled breasts, now barely contained by her overalls, wobble tantalizingly
>you run a hand through her hair and pick her up for a twirl, just like when you proposed
>maybe there are horns poking out of her bangs and a tail swishing at her back, but it seems to suit her
>you have a feeling you'll get used to it pretty quickly too
>"Y'all don't think we're too... autumnal to try for a baby again, do ya hon?" she blushes, then laughs again as she effortlessly scoops you up and carries you out the door

>>20786034
Because trolls go together with anything.

>>20760229
Awwww...

>tfw no Trollstaur wife