/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be Anon
>in tailor shop to get a local suit
>cute Arachnae seamstress
>she's strangely skittish, always on the move, stepping around Anon taking his measurements
>maybe she's just nervous, but no something is 'odd'
>eventually she pauses moving around to measure Anon's inner leg
>to distract himself Anon counts her legs instead
>1,2,3,4,5,6,7... huh?
>there's a short stump where her second left leg should be
>she looks up, notices Anon staring, she blushes and skitters away embarrassed
>Anon, 'uh, would you maybe like to get a coffee sometime?'
>she stops moving, but moves so her left side is away from sight
>7legged spooder: 'me? but I've only got... it was a carriage accident, even the unicorns couldn't..."
>A: 'hey, it's okay, I've only got two'