/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45793031
i'm happy you believe in battler so much, honestly
at least someone believes in him

>>44095374
unfortunately that's just what these threads are now, whether it's someone 'posing' as a schizo pretending to get pissed off at his friend or an actual schizo jumping at shadows thanks to some faggots from a discord constantly aggravating him doesn't really matter, it's still a waste of everyone involved's time regardless
is anyone having fun? i don't think they are honestly, they're just stuck in this stupid-ass loop because they've got nothing better to do

>>43408833
it's cute you think rosa would ever stop pining over maria's dad like the dumbass she is

>>42927782
no way anon no one could've ever solved it the same 3 fags who complain about everything told me a million times it was impossible!!!!

>>41259352
the only way this ever ends is if one of them gets banned
or dies
you never know

am i missing something right now? why is everyone saying we're dead?

>>40969037
no, but that's why i don't go for fap gets
i'd rather not end up jerking it to men, choosing the result i desire is more preferential than rolling the dice and getting a 1

>>40899690
not to mention rosa's way too obsessed with hoping maria's father will come back by paying off their co-signed loan for it to all just be one big lie, it's her entire motivation for wanting the money so much and everything

>>39925124
oh shit here we go

>>39837022
>background
B-But Maria was asleep in that...!

Are we ever going to get past this era of irony posting?

>>38885590
She's actually talking about the chairs. She's one step away from going full Shiki on one.

>>37615293
What is this feeling? I'm not into boys, even traps, but I'd definitely male Bern.

Holy fuck I did it. I actually lucid dreamed about big Rosa.
I was shrunken down to a tiny size, picked up by Rosa and then she kissed me. Then she kissed me again and again. She kissed me so many times. It felt so good it that I felt like I was about to cum.
Then we were outside by a swimming pool. Rosa was wearing a pink bikini. She placed me between her breasts. They seemed larger than usual somehow such that they enveloped me from all sides except my head. Rosa got into the water, her breasts thankfully still above water and then she used her fingers to push me down into her cleavage. I cannot explain exactly why I found the way she pushed me deeper with her fingers so hot. Then the giant breasts on both sides of me began to move, implying she's playing with them while I'm inside.
But then the world started to melt? It was a very weird and unnatural sensation so it broke me out of my dream and made me wake up. Perhaps I was shrunken again such that the difference in size between us became incomprehensible.

I was about to bring up the powerful giantess tulpa story but I just realized that was over six years ago. Holy fuck time flies.

>>37117177
Fuck, I should have phrased it as deck and table corner masturbation

>>37027443
Depends what day you catch her on. Whatever you do, don't find her after she's just come back from a 'business trip'. If Maria was even the slightest bit less innocent regarding lewd matters, she'd be outright repulsed the moment her mother walked through the door. As it is, she just assumes it's 'Mama's smell'. She's used to it too, so it's not so bad for her, but you won't last even a moment in the vicinity of her just after 'vacation time' without having to run off to vomit. And she lays about with that stench for a whole day! She just has her regular shower the next day, completely uncaring of the disgusting stink cloud leaving death in her wake!

>>36557857
NO MARIA DON'T DO IT

>>35788254
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what the fuck happened

SEX
SEX SEX SEX SEX
UMINEKO GOU TIME
I AM BECOME ROSATRICE
SEX WITH USHIROMIYA BATTLER, THE MAN WHO WILL GIVE MARIA A LESS-AUTISTIC SIBLING