/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Anon, please help me raise the sun. I fear I'm a bit forgetful, but doesn't the ritual involve me cuffing you to the bedpost and milking you until you pass out? Oh, quit acting silly, of course it is, why am I asking you such silly things I obviously know. Now, hold still while I attach these handcuffs..."

>"Huh? Staves? Raising the sun? Why would I want to do such things? I... Vaguely remember a friend telling me the darkness makes it more exciting to make love with your lover, but her name escapes me... But yes, doing such trivial manners seems silly doesn't it? I agree with her, the darkness is much nicer, less blinding. I can't concentrate easily with it."

>"Husband... What are you... Speaking of? Yes... I'm same... Ruler over land...? Such things I find... Harder to think of... Harder to remember... But I wouldn't do such a thing... Seems difficult and tough... Easier to just think of husband... Care for husband... Love husband... Keep husband safe in bed... Now stop... Struggling husband... It's just us here... Now and forever... In this darkness just... for... Us."