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>>14090184
Standard procedure: Hide my face and play ostrich or something.

>You will never be a theater student who gets the energy going by doing warmup games with your fellow partners
>One such game involves approaching someone of the opposite sex and telling them
>"Baby, I love you. If you love me back, wont you please smile for me?"
>In order to get them to smile
>Where if you cannot say "Baby, I love you, but I just can't smile" without in fact smiling, you lose.
>You will never have a lamia girl pick on you by choosing you as her target every time
>Using all manner of flattery and flowery words about how wonderful you are before asking that question, "If you love me back, won't you please smile?"
>You will never be a blushing mess of mush in her hand every time
>She will never mean every word of it, unbeknownst to you