/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34692687
Kek, thanks anon, it's brilliant!

>>33806608
So poetic...

What if sayo had access to internet and realized there's more then 3 people that would fall for her and her sexy legs ?

>>19433611
>No faggotry

>>16546784
/RED/ Krauss did not kill himself.
This should've been obvious aaaaaanon.

>>16378879
Gladly, anon.

/RED/ There was no one but Jessica in the bathroom at the time of her body's discovery.

Technically speaking, Battler was inside the bathroom when they discovered Jessica, but that doesn't count because:

/RED/ Battler is the detective.
/RED/ Before the family arrived at the bathroom and opened the door, Jessica was all alone in the bathroom, dead, slumped against the bathroom door, which was unlocked.

How do you figure that? A locked room based entirely on a dead body blocking the door? The door doesn't even need to be locked for this locked room to occur!

>>16313524
/RED/ No Rube Goldberg machine was involved.

>>16313589
/RED/ Kinzo did not shoot himself!

>>16313620
/RED/ Kinzo was sitting in his chair at the moment he was shot!

>>16294845
Oh boy, i am almost with the picture in my head

>"Dude, i was at the math test and then i said to the teacher that the answer was 13 and because it was a devil's proof i didn't need to explain further. LOL. smash that like buttom."

>>16118410
Absolutely laughable, anon-chaaaaaaaan!
It would never be that easy!

/RED/ Kanon is not the culprit!
/RED/ Kanon is not on the island during this case!

It's mystery time!

Natushi enters Kinzo's study, the door had been left open. She sees that Kinzo has been shot dead in his study by a cloaked and masked villain. Natsuhi runs in terror, coming out into the main hall. Battler is downstairs, looking at Beatrice's portrait. He hears Natsuhi scream and looks up at her. The masked and cloaked villain knocks Natsuhi out with a fist and Natsuhi drops to the floor.
Battler races out of the house, shouting for help.
As Battler returns with the family and servants, they see the masked and cloaked villain carrying Natsuhi over their back, her purple dress obvious even in the very dark night. The villain realises they're cornered and runs into the garden shed which was open. The culprit closes the shed door quickly.

The family and servants all surround the shed, demanding for it to be opened. It was locked from within. Finally, Gohda gets a master key and opens the garden shed door.
Inside, they find only Natsuhi, crying and sobbing on the floor.
There is not trace at all of the villain.
All that's in the shed is a disheveled Natsuhi, some gardening tools and some cans of old paint.

Who killed Kinzo?
How did the culprit escape from the garden shed while the whole family and all the servants were watching it from every corner?

Show me your Blue Truths, anons of seacats, and I will strike down every single one of them!

>>15820746
>I meant Krauss, dammit. I know how Kinzo died.
Then allow me to elucidate you.
/RED/ Krauss was not killed by an adult who somehow faked his/her own death!

And now this! Your own words, repeated in red!!
/RED/ The only reason you put someone's face in the wringler is that you want to mutilate his face.

Hit me with your best BLUE anon!

>buying anime

I've got no f*cking waifu man

>Grind all day for Lagombi+ set because I'm using LR barroth armor this whole time and I really want that evade extend for the 8 star village quests
>mfw I see the distance on my new roll
It was all worth it

>>8928336
>>8928336

Hey /jp/,

I'm just re-reading through Umineko EPs 1-4. I really like this series. It's a shame Ryukishi didn't make any more.