/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anonymous! I see you sneaking around when it's dark, but whenever I come to talk some sense into you I hear you scrambling around in there, making weird noises, and then pretending you're not home.

I spoke with a friend, and tomorrow you're going to go meet him for work. Be there! You have to learn to fund yourself, now go shower, you stink!

Very well anonymous! I cannot actually force you to leave your room, but can you at least tell me your problems? I need a good reason to justify your expenses in the village's budget despite the fact that you do not work.

I get up at 2:00 every morning just to scramble to find money so that you do not starve on the streets! Could you at least attempt to pay the village back in some way? Surely you read enough on that box! Maybe you could write a newsletter, summarizing the events of the world for our village? Learn coding and write some useful applications? Write one of those..."novels"...I've seen on your computer?

I really need to see some sort of progress here in order to convince Hakuoro to keep funding you! If not, we will have to send Touka in here to give you some discipline!

Why are you still being a burden on the village's welfare system? I understand that you had some trauma happen to you, but enough is enough! Why do you not go find a job or at least help out with the village's website! Surely you must know something about that, since you are on that box so much! You are making the taxes on everyone higher and Aruruw nearly died because we can barely afford any healing herbs due to your expenses!

Why don't you have a job, anon? You are the reason why the village had to terminate its Space program. Now, even Nal Tuk is sending things into Space, while we have to waste our precious resources feeding you!

Stop being a burden on the village, anon! You need to at least help out in the fields to at least make your own food! Everyone is trying their best, but all you do is lock yourself in your room and look at that strange box all day!

Go get a job, anonymous-san!

Go and get a job, /jp/-san! Everyone else in this village is trying their hardest, but all you do is sit in your room with your door locked making weird, lewd sounds!