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>tfw no short busty hag gf

>>39974178
>tfw voice fetish
A soft, breathy mature tone with a pronounced Scottish accent on a holstaur would drive me absolutely crazy. Especially if getting a little louder made her voice turn a bit scratchy.

>>39974299
What is it about the Scottish girls, man?

>>39417799
Cows are up there too

>>39159313
A workaholic holstaur christmas cake in need of healing would be my pick.

>walk onto farm
>locate holstaur
>gently pet the cow
>say nothing
>ignore confused mooing noises
>leave

Cow tipping in MG country isn't much of a prank but it sure is fun.

>>36843037
Come on, please, my boss will get angry and yell at me for slacking off again!

>>31717597
Me too, but I gotta train first, working on a farm owned by a Holst. Learn the ropes on how to take care of various Monsters.

>>23184812
>'Oi, kid, where'd you go?'
>Anon can't reply because he's trapped under her massive cow boobs.

>>23148132
>Holstaur
>age 33
>name: Becky
>soft, curvy and warm
>too proud to initiate but down when you are
>acts tsun and dom in public but privately submissive
>born mamono
>handy with tools of all kinds, workaholic, likes to be spoiled after a long day

>>22648880
>holst farmer buys you at a farm equipment auction
>like to unwind by throwing you on a haybale and riding you to release stress

>>22204513
You can imagine them crowding around a window, spying on her when she peels off her clothes to take a shower after a hard day's work.

They have to be careful, getting caught will result in a stern talking to and getting knocked upside the head.

>Oi oi, what are you knuckleheads fighting about?

>>20870729
Jealous holstaurs sound dangerous. I feel like they'd be really, really strong for some reason.

All of you, quit gossiping about girls and get back to work.

>>19310367
No. You have been given a traditional tsundere cow instead. You must soften her up before cuddles may be performed.

>>19132875
Then you best quit slacking and get yer chores done. Farm ain't gonna run itself.

>>18691928
You gotta wonder. Does she not realize how much of a tun-on her titanic milktanks are, or is she just so overworked she doesn't have time to care?

>>18570767
>Farm Holst comes in from working the fields
>All the foxes are trying to show off their chests by shelving their phones on them
>"Ugh, for the love of..."
>She swipes all three of their phones & fits them on her chest without effort
>"There. I won. Now get back to work, ya slackers..."
Farm Host will have none of their bullshit

>Get back to work, it's not Christmas yet.

>>17481456
>Lewd fox lives on the farm
>Doesn't really help with the work
>Always tries to start shit
>Groping the other girls
>Trying to compare herself
>Getting in everyone's faces about their various sizes
>Harassing the guys
>Trying to rape the ones she finds cute
>Already had several farmhands quit this summer
>Holst just wants to run her farm and live in peace, maybe find a nice farmboy to settle down with
Life for farm cow is suffering

>>17263725
It's nice, but your boss will want to test your milking ability first.

When she takes off her shirt and you start milking her, she'll be very critical of your technique, you can't just yank down on the teats, you need to massage them gently.

Eventually she'll have you milking like a pro. You might even be ready for Minotaurs further down the line.

Everybody quit arguing and get back to work.

>>16489093
You're hired, welcome aboard Farmhand.

I hope you last longer than the rest.

>>16208951
Cows work hard!