/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23247572
>Just an obvious heads up but if you raise your expectations this high for things in general, you're bound to disappoint yourself.
Wouldn't be the first time. It's unfortunately a negative trait of mine that I can't shake off though. I did try to remain reserved but that only lasted a little over a day.
What's making it even more difficult to hold my excitement is nobody is saying that it isn't amazing. Usually in situations like this I expect people to see that I'm over excited and they'll usually say 'Yeah it's good but it's not that great' or some variation of that, but from the stuff I've been reading everybody seems to agree that this will be an amazing sensation and I might be fooling myself but I can't help but believe it, especially when I keep reading about all the hoops people go through to salvage the (usually) poor durability of these things and the excessive sounding cleaning measures.
IMO if you're going to go through all that shit it's probably for a good reason.
If for example it was only a small step up from your hand I just don't see why anybody would bother. FUCK even now I'm trying to lower my expectations but I can't do it.
Doesn't help that a Royal Mail van just came 5 minutes ago, delivered a box that LOOKED to be the right size for one of these things which made me excited as all fuck, only to open it and find out it was some stupid shit i ordered a while back which I forgot all about. You have no idea how disappointing that feeling is bros.
I NEED my artificial pussy, I simply have to know what it feels like. I'm losing my fucking mind here.