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>>40715940
happy shog is best shog

>>33866038
All good ideas. Hopefully she wont show off to the kikis at the market too much

>>21159009
I want a swarm of cute mini-shogs.

>>20339935
Looks like you're missing your image this time.

>>19981782
What kind of perversion are we talking about?

>>19839566
>having a human girlfriend while you've got a Shoggoth right there
What a waste.

>>19816925
Who? Does this "gill" have bad luck?

In any case, I imagine monsters with the ability to make anything better would take care of someone with really bad luck.

>>19754079
It's mostly one guy making a lot of commissions.

>>19584886
not this one because she is perfect

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167267
>Gee Bill, why does your mom let you have TWO chaos waifus?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3188238

>>19246399
>her apron
Isn't it a part of her?

>>18295273
>"Shut up you lowborn hussy, he's MINE now, scram and find a dung pile to look after! Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!!!!"

>>17968839
>"Matane~ Sorry mastah~ Please relax with some soup. It is purple soup. Enjoy the purple soup. TEkeli-li!"

>>17968837
The meido makes a silly face as you savor the soup, her hands going to her cheeks as her smile becomes squiggly and extra wide.
Happy meido.

>be you
>decide to hire a maid from MG Maid Corp
>want a kiki, but end up with a shogg
>can't get a replacement since they're short on staff but they said it should just be temporary
>sort of warm up to your new maid a bit
>you don't hate her, but you're not too fond of her either
>one day she asks you if you'd like visit her and her friend one night for pizza
>do shoggs even eat normal foods?
>arrive at shogg maid's friend's house
>mindflayer opens the door
ohshit.jpg
>get nudged inside by your maid
>sit down and have a decent meal with the two of them
>so far so good, nothing weird has happened
>all of you go to watch a movie in the living room
>start to feel something slimy touching your ears
>pass out
>wake up at home the next morning
>can't remember what happened last night, but you have a feeling you had a great time!
>you're greeted by your amazingly, lovely shoggoth wife
>she's always been so sweet to you
>get a call from the MG Maid Corp
>they have the replacement maid ready
>decline the offer, why would you need a replacement, and a kiki one at that? kikis are nasty
>turn around to see your lovely wife smiling
>she's always had such a beautiful smile
>you live happily ever after with your wonderful shoggoth wife!

>>16648799
Shogs arrival.
>>16648802
T-tekeri? REEEEEEE!!!!!

>>16533634
Why do you ask?

>>16506260
They will always have a natural inclination for maidenly duties, but they certainly can have other skill sets as well.

For instance, a Shog who performs the housework for her husband as expected, but also keeps the local chaos chapel as a priestess and teacher.

do shoggots that dont corrupt their master exist? or thats like asking if dragons who dont hoard stuff exist?

>>16015801
We already have a copycat ShogKiki though.

>>15836956
>The other one seems a little off, is pretty quiet, and has these striking amber eyes. Her burger always seems to just vanish when I'm not looking.
Ho-ho.

>>15824927
Shogs don't assimilate, they imitate and create objects from their mass.

>>15720136
I want to see Shoggoths imitate more monstergirls.

>>15680873
There are so many other MGs Shogs can imitate.