/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reimu, Marisa and Sanae were out hunting for youkai. It was getting late, and the heroines were
getting tired. Somehow, they had succeeded to get lost within the outern fields of Gensokyo. One could
almost say that they were whithin the boundary. After a few hours of being hopelessly lost, they
suddenly bumped into an old, strong youkai. It was Yukari.
"You three have come deep into my terrain", the reality warper explained, "and I have a challenge for
you. Will you succeed, I will guide you out. Will you fail, you will be trapped into my mansion. Will
you take it, or are you going to keep on trying to get out by yourselves?"
After a few moments of pondering, the three humans agreed on the challenge. They were required to pick
a rescourse found whithin Gensokyo and stuff ten of those into their mouths. They could pick any item
to their liking, Yukari would retrieve it for them.
Reimu was first. She picked money, copper coins. It was going very well for her until at the seventh
coin she accidentally swallowed one and had to gag - vomiting the items from her mouth.
Marisa was up next. She decided to pick then pearls from a necklace she had - borrowed - from someone.
It was an easy task and Marisa was about to win, until she started laughing her ass off, spitting the
items from her mouth.
"What the fuck, Marisa", asked Reimu, "you could easily have done that. Why did you fail?"
"It was going very well", the magician answered, "until I started laughing when I saw Sanae gathering
ten men around her."

Average Magician

/jp/
do you have audiobooks to recommend
i just started "reading"
i have "read" the following

Do Androids Dream of Electrical Sheep?
Lord of the Flies
Life of Pi
Animal Farm
Of Mice and Men

please recommend me (audio)books /jp/!

i am ``reading'' the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy now

>>10156000
^this

>>10155945
Now Bitch Get Out Of the Way

let's guess what op's IQ is
I say 70

How come pedophilia is a controversial topic on /jp/?

>>9067265
>basing fictional characters on real people

Why are you guys getting so defensive, generalize, make up some shitty over the top theories and do other stuff that makes all of us who take it easy feel sick to say the least?

What are you, 12? Do you feel the need to respond to every thesis and opinion that may or may not criticize your lifestyle?

>>9022544
Why do people intentionally spell her name with 2 s's? I feel like I'm missing some joke.