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Honestly do you guys think Gooba will stream this month?

>Doesn't call in on Kiara's birthday
>Streams hours later
>Doesn't acknowledge it
>Does a SC reading and skips SCs asking about it
Something actually happened during the off collab, hasn't it?

I'm seething because JP gets big numbers

hololive

>>32972895
>can't even hover on embedded link
I thought holoantis have much higher IQ's. I am disappoint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcGoqa3yLg8
it's over

>>32804181
>>32804206
>>32804213
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>>32804255

>It's OK when WE sexualize gura, but fuck those guys!

hello, hypocrite-kun

>Gura starts streaming
>Thread goes to shit as the chumbuds turn it into their personal twitch chat

It's all so tiresome...

>>32416687
Gura's old personality is a youtuber who made funny clips like "oki doki boomer" and "furry copypasta rap". She was a relentless meme warrior shitposter. Now that she's a hololive member, she has been forced to tone that back against her will. But deep down, she is desperate to get drunk and swear and make anti-PC memes, but she's being held back by hololive. This is the cause of her current depression, lack of productivity, and recline. True fans believe that if she brings back her own persona, she will reach unheard of heights. Also, the HER thing is a reference to the old entertainer's name as an ex-mod was a huge Gura fan and added that name to the post filter.

>shark 2m celebration stream
~$13k SC
>Marine 1m singing stream
~$64k SC

What went so horribly wrong?

>>32171254
I agree. I think that's part of what contributes to Gura's depression, deep down she feels like a leech because she joined right as the Holo bubble was at it's biggest and therefore, as a naturally critical person, she can't give herself any credit for her achievements.

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high
Though my eyes could see, I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think, I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

goddammit you faggots are legitimately making me think that this shark is going to hurt herself or something

>Unfocused, making zero progress
>Can't think of anything to say
>Thinks she streams too much
>Feels burnt out
>Feels like she isn't a good steramer
>Says out loud that she's having a crisis on stream
>Never dreams, only has nightmares
>Thinking about taking meds
>Doesn't show any emotion when Amelia shows up in chat besides sadness
>Resorts to making dick jokes

I'm really not feeling good right now, chumbuds... What should we do to help her?

>>31832919
Oh mother I can feel the soil falling over my head
You see the sea wants to take me,
The knife wants to slit me
Do you think you can help me?
Sad veiled bride, please be happy
Handsome groom, give her room
Loud, loutish lover, treat her kindly
(Though she needs you
More than she loves you)
And I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Over and over and over and over
Over and over, la...

I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...
'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight...

>Mori already forgot about her nether collab with Gura

>>30778827
Haachama was interested in collabing with her, and I think it would make Haachama happy. I just want her to be happy.

>5 hour stream
But Gura....my real life reps...

>>29934826
I've got nothing against you, but I still hope you don't get in. I wouldn't mind if someone from here got in, but you've made it too obvious honestly. There is a good chance someone from Cover looks at this place (God that poor soul can't be paid enough) And I doubt they'd want to hire someone who they know is from here and makes constant references to it. If you mention Koopa/try to name yourself that, if you get in you won't be able to use that name, if they accept your audition I have my doubts you'll be able to get along with the other EN's. I can see you entering a discord call with them, they're laughing and having fun, but as soon as you join the call they go silent. Only chance you really have is to wash your hands of this place completely. I do have a personally bias against someone from here getting in, since I hate how often people from here stuff references to this place outside of it.

>R-Remember pictochat guys...?
>I remember...

>>29607710
Then Gura wakes up and sees she is alone in her dark messy room. Goes to the PC but Ame hasn't responded to her DMs yet on discord. They haven't talked with each other for days other than for work purposes. Ame keeps posting pics on discord, tagging Kiara on the dead bugs ones and Ina on the bubba pics. But no DMs to her.

>Gura's Muse Dash stream is gone
Damn.