/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Will I still be wizard when I turn 30 if I've lost my butt virginity?

>>8091388
That's weird because you're cool, and nobody cool on /jp/ ever uses a trip.

>>7763567
"Do what you want when you feel like it."
Thanks, that was freaking transcendental. You just opened me up to a new level of consciousness. Now — just like a pizza with infinite toppings — I am one with everything. Smoke weed every week.

I forgot what mold smells like, but coming from Patches, it could only smell nice.

>>7634112
that's very symbolic of how people on /jp/ are. /jp/ is where all the ends of the loaf meet, though. there is hope since there is so many other ends floating around. one of them may fit your shape. go and find a dick to suck! you won't regret it.

>7634112
that's very symbolic of how people on /jp/ are. /jp/ is where all the ends of the loaf meet, though. there is hope since there is so many other ends floating around. one of them may fit your shape. go and find a dick to suck! you won't regret it.

>>7607106
feels like the most pleasurable thing in life. it's basically like love and heaven condensed into a physical form. you know hardcore mind break where they become a cock slave? that can only happen to men. women will suck a thousand dicks, but only men will appreciate the taste of heaven and truly fall to lust.

>>7556944
mkay

>>7524076
yeah it does.

i'd go to that meetup

>sucking penis

>>7493246
>2011
>wouldn't proudly suck a large thick veiny penis

>>7481567
>implying you wouldn't taste an old fat guys dick

>2011
>he hasn't sucked a dick yet

>Wake up
>Still morning
>Feeling like P Diddy
>Turn on computer
>Shut the door
>Gonna play Sim City

>Before I start
>Have to fap
>gonna browse the tubes

>Then when I see 4chan down
>I'm gonna feel real shitty

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