/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19086167
Or you'll what?

>>18908579
>Camry

>>18880812
Welcome to 4chan.

>>18850576
Holy shit. Do you have a link to the story?

>>18824897
Enjoy your vacation.

>>18793026
If you want it up the ass, then you are gay.

>>18779323
Enjoy your vacatopm/

>>17425073
>>17425082
Brace yourself. The perils of the warp are many and unforgiving.


-Entry 506
>Major Anon of 5th Cadian Shock Troops in service of the Emperor's name
>High command has seen fit to supplement our ranks with subhuman felinids. Disgusting creatures but I can at least assume they'll make excellent meathsields
>Overheard the communications officer saying they received word of the transport shuttle having some issue during the warp jump before arriving in system. With any luck they're all dead and I don't have to think about it

-Entry 507
>Bad news, none of the felinids died in transit. Worse news, all of them have purple hair.
>NO ONE has purple hair, something's wrong, they've obviously been corrupted in the warp
>But of course that didn't stop his royal idiocy the Lord General from letting all of the blighters on board. Can't even voice my complaint without worrying about being shot around him though so now we're stuck with potentially contaminated troops.
>Even the non felinids look a little of- wait why aren't there any men among the reinforcements? It's probably nothing but worries me nonetheless. At least the other female officers look human enough, but why are they all wearing hats? Oh Lord Emperor tell me they're not ALL commissars

-Entry 508
>Fuckmothering mushrooms goddamn everywhere; Caught Eddy trying to eat a few the crazy bastard.
>I bet those warp damned reinforcements brought them on board. Some birds too by the sound of it, I hear them chirping way up in the hanger just out of sight. Catch glimpses of pink or some shit so they've evolved without fear of predators. Which probably means they breed like rats for all I know. Jackson found an egg too, size of a goddamn munitions crate... for a Baneblade.
>Only made worse by the fact these damn half cats just keep giggling everytime one of us raises a stink about it. Treat it lake an inside joke, like they probably know something we don't about it, filthy demihumans.
>They got the lord general on their side somehow too, he comes down hard on us for giving them any lip. Stops short of shooting us only because that one female commissar keeps pulling him back to the command room to discuss "strategy". Like I don't know a man getting his dick wet when I see one, he practically sprints with her to the bridge
>AND WHY DO THE FELINIDS ALL HAVE PURPLE FUCKING HAIR? Is no one else honestly alarmed by this?!?

-ENTRY 50-FUCKIT
>EMPEROR PRESERVE ME, THEY AREN'T HUMAN!
>None of them were, they never were! Woke up to the sounds of screams and moaning
>The egg cracked open and some amorphous blob is pinning Jackson to his bunk. I'll never forget the look of shock and betrayal on his face, poor man could barely breathe
>Mushrooms blocking most of the wide hallways now. Any groups of men making a run for it just get herded into those damn... mushroom commissars what the hell. At least Lorg Shitwit got what was coming to him if his sidepiece is anything like these
>Some of the men must have gone insane from shock, they look as though their enjoying their demise.
>I've locked myself in a supply closet, but damnation I forgot my pistol in the rush to cover. Where's that laughter coming from... OH GOD, SHE'S IN THE VE-
>"NYAAHahahaaaan, I found you!~<3"

Hey come on, cheer up everyone! Chesires aren't bullies, they're just kitten around with you!

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