/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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People isn't alienated by moe. If Japan didn't exist, they (we) would just find other escapisms.

That said, troll thread, sage, etc etc.

/jb/ - Japan/Random

>To: moot@4chan.org

>Subject: Why did you remove an important cultural aspect of the board?

>Just because some kids want to abuse it?

>4chan has strayed far from it's original purpose and you yourself have lost your way even more.

Hey janitors, instead of deleting off-topic shit complaining about the off-topic shit, why not just delete the off-topic shit so we can stop bitching and being off-topic?

Hi /jp/, I'm a girl and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather sad and depressed anonymous' tonight on here. I think I should give you guys some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).

Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a girl or any girl for that matter you have to shape up. Go to the gym, work out, build up muscle: Girls will instantly notice you.

Secondly, don't really let on that you're into video games or anime, we know there are plenty of socialable, hot guys on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *too* into video games and anime for your own good.

Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a man who knows how to take control. What we don't like is shyness or introversion.

And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like sports, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Kant just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.

In general /jp/, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *normal*.

Is it okay for us to download visual novels, dojin games, and the such?

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How is fuck did it just get all generic-anime-fan in /jp/?

Why is /jp/ so godawful now?

What other forums/(image)boards do you go to?

- You play Touhou much more than any other games.
- You listen Touhou musics much more than any other musics.
- When you see fireworks or a snowstorm, you think: wow, what a pretty danmaku pattern!
- If you hear the word QED on a Math lesson in the end of a proof, you become nervous.
- You tremble with fear when you see a maid.
- You believes that you can go to Gensokyo somehow.
- You can go to Gensokyo somehow.
- When you see knives, or whenever you are in the kitchen (where there are knives), you think of Sakuya.
- You always try to see if your history teacher sprouts horns when there's a full moon.
- Lunar eclipses make you nervous.
- You call every piece of nuclear weapon a 'Flandre'.
- You develop a fear for gardens.
- You find cover during the first few days of spring.
- You call anyone from China 'China'.
- When you do see a real life miko, you wonder why her armpits weren't exposed.
- You go crazy and start jumping away like your life depends on it when someone points his laser pointer at you.
- You always try to 'graze' snowballs, dodgeballs, baseballs, heck any form of projectiles that are thrown in your face.
- ...and if you realized that you can't avoid the mentioned projectile, you search the X button for a bomb.
- Also, you wonder if in action films, the main hero avoids bullets (like in Matrix), they don't get a score for grazing.
- You started to really hate Neil Armstrong.
- You avoided places with alot of rabbits, even if its just a zoo.
- You beat all the Touhou games in lunatic mode without bombing, focusing or using continues using all the characters. That includes the extra stages. (How hardcore can you be?)
- Number nine will always mean idiot to you. Even in someone's ninth birthday, you say the birthday boy is in the idiot stage of his life.

Post all the good stuff you find from Comiket.

Great news:

The DNS server is fixed!

Isn't it great?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

So how do the Japanese eat their square watermelons?

So, what are /jp/-related downloadables should I obtain?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?_r=3&pagewanted=1&hp&oref=slo
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What the fuck happened...

How your current situation in life, /jp/?

I am fairing quite poorly. I have great difficultly in going outside (to the point where I get feverish and paranoid and even get panic attacks) and pretty much cannot communicate with anyone (even with family members) for like reasons. I have no desire for anything in life and am too scared to do anything (seek help, continue in society, open up, get desires, or even end myself.)

Hey /jp/-kun~

How's it feel knowing that Gaia users come here?

I bet it feels awesome!

There are too many trolls here.

I think we need a better system.

You know what /jp/ needs?

Another tonberryking; specifically of the !vzc9TxEtRo type.

Hey /jp/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,

But what the hell is up with American youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my literature class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only American student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /jp/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The only thing I DID understand was his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'hot' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.

So I ask this of you /jp/, why can't American people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'hot' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 American people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.

Hey /jp/, what's a good pillow for a dakimakura? The one I have now it flattening and I have another dakimakura coming soon.

It seems like there's not a pillow that would fit snug with the case (150x45sm); most are just too small and too thin (I stuff a sheet to make up space, but it looks pretty shitty).

Oh shit! there's one over here!