/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>vampire believes she won you over to her side with her hypnotic gaze
>took her an actual year to realize when she used her hypnotic gaze that you never made eye contact
>the castle's ghost spread the story around as it is recited to their daughter
>all the other vampires have taken to calling her names like Countess Mega Plasma, The Holstaur of the Night, and other mean names
>she doesn't mind too much
>she would be mortified if they ever found out about the cow patterned bikini her mother got her as a bridal gift though