/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44209327
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>>42936353
She wouldn't like it.
She'd love it.

>>42845230
Anon, you're posting on 4chan. You are the nerd here. You big nerd.

>>42787005
Or the Voynich Manuscript!

>>42310965
If you just hang out around one you like enough, she's going to make the first move.
I mean, that first move might be...
> You see cute anubis on the train going to work every morning.
> She's already there at his stop.
> And she leaves a stop before yours.
> You used to sit as far away from her as possible, because nerves.
> But you gradually start sitting closer and closer.
> Now you sit across from her, and get to glance up at her from time to time while looking at his phone.

> One day, she misses her stop.
> That's weird; she's normally very punctual and correct about that sort of thing.
> She's just staring at you whenever you glance up.
> Oh, no.
> Oh, no, she knows.
> When your stop comes, you get up.
> So does she.
> She follows you out.
> As you get past the turnstiles, you feel a meaty, canine paw on your shoulder.
> "I have the day off, and you're going to show me where you work so I can meet you for lunch."
> "Also, I'm going to need your phone number and location of your home."
"What?"
> "Based on which train stops we take, it'll be more efficient for me spend the night with you and I can bring some clothes and sundries for the next few days before we decide which place to move into permanently this weekend."
> "I have a spreadsheet started we can use to weigh pros and cons."
> Her eyes light up when she says the word spreadsheet.
> Almost as if she thinks of filling out a spreadsheet together as... intimate?
"But I don't even know you."
> You can't admit how elated you are--it's just too much to take in.
> "Now, now, I saw how you've been looking at me."
> "I'm just keeping things orderly."
> "Now, chop-chop! What's your number and where do you live?"

>>37896272
Anubis.

>>34740277
No.