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[X] GODDAMN YOU, LOCH NESS MONSTER, I AIN'T GONNA GIVE YOU NO GODDAMN TREEFIDDY

Carmen grabs a spray bottle and begins to spray the Loch Ness monster in the face with it.

"Shoo. Shoo."

Nessy reluctantly swings it's enormous body around and vacates the scene. Milly clacks up to your side and scratches her head.

"Why the hell does that Loch Ness monster keep coming back?"

The giant prismatic Sandworm barmaid pushes it's gargantuan body of fabulousness toward the counter and answers with a peppy smile, "S'cuz I gave her a dollar!"

"Musu, why!?"

"Because I'm the wild card!"

"Goddamn it, woman! Of course it's going to continue coming back, it's going to assume you've got more!"

"I don't regret helping out my fellow monmusa!"

!

Light splits from the heavens upon a chorus of angelic songs and holy feathers as the same Valkyrie descends from the heavens. She hovers from the ceiling and lands cross legged on a vacant bar stool.

She glances back at you with a sturdy stoical leer, her divine gaze splitting any wrong doings in your soul and touching your soul like a sonata of victorious vigor.

It's as if time has stood still, the gracefulness of this holy warrior shines with a vibrant uplifting shine. A true testament to heroism and unmatched beauty. Her eyes look as sharp as the holy blade she uses in her crusade within heavens of Asgard. She opens her strict yet majestic lips as she spouts forth magnificent sparkles that can only audibly be described as 'words'-

"I would also like three dollars and fifty cents."

You slam your head into the counter comedically.

"What!? No!" Milly yells out in response, her milk bags swaying to and fro.

Musu gleefully slides over to the Valkyrie and hands her a single banknote, "Here's a dollar."

"Arigato."

"MUSU!? WHY!?"

"Wildcard, bitches!"

Musu smashes head first into the floor and buries herself underground.