/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45150517
>>45150617
Hello friend, it seems that you misspelled the word 'though' as "doe", this sadly is such a common spelling error, true! it happens to the best of us but no worries I'm here to hel-- Oh crikey! upon further inspection this appears to be not the only spelling mistake! such unfortunate circumstance my friend, but the word 'bant', often used as a shorthand for 'banter', also appears to be misspelled, I can only assume the best and assume that you typed it really fast without looking, fortunately such a mistake is always passable as all the letters of the word are retained.

If you really think about it, the only people that can be 100% NOT gay are lesbians who only date lesbians (no bisexuals). But before I explain that, I need to establish what makes someone gay. There are 4 factors to someone's gayness levels. [1] The genitals of the person in question. [2] The genitals of the partner of the person in question. [3] The preferred genitals of the person in question. [4] Lastly, the preferred genitals of the partner of the person in question. With these rules established, I can now explain my original claim. But first, let's take a gander at a few people who ARE gay. Men who like women are 50% gay. This is because they have a penis (+25% gay), they like vagina (+25% not gay) the girl they like has a vagina (+25% not gay) but the girl like penis (+25% gay). Guys who like guys are 100% gay. They have a penis, like penis, like people with penises, and these people like people with penises. Now of course, there are still bisexual people who both like penis and vagina. Since sexuality is 25% of gayness, if you like both vagina and penis, it adds only 12.5% gay. The same also applies to their partner. People also get confused by transgenders a.k.a. traps. The solution, however, is quite simple. Traps are gay. They are gay 100% no matter what. And so this brings us back to how lesbians are the only people who can achieve 100% not gay. Lesbians have vagina (+25% not gay), like vagina (+25% not gay), like people with vagina (+25% gay), and finally like people who like vagina(+25% not gay). This sums up to a grand total of 100% not gay. Now, you may have realized that men cannot attain this status of 100% gay. This is true, sad, but true. However, I will provide a guide for how men can reach the lowest levels of gay possible. To do this, you must only have sex with these pure 100% not gay lesbians. There is one flaw with this however. If you are having sexual intercourse with one of these 100% not gay lesbians, wouldn't they become partially gay since you have a penis? This is true. There is a loophole though. The lesbian would only become partially gay if they like your penis so what you would have to do to achieve minimum gay would be to rape them. By raping the lesbian you are bypassing factor [4] and causing yourself to only be 25% gay (due to having a penis).

she means she has come to get you so you can both go to reddit and live happily ever after.

>>43559054
Excuse me, but I have noticed that you used the "greater than" sign from mathematics, also colloquially known as the "greentext arrow" which changes the color of your sentences to light green. Normally the greentext arrow is reserved for when you want to quote a relevant text out of a larger text to give appropriate context, however in this instance i have noticed that the original text which you are presumable quoting is not apparent from the context of your post so i am asking you to clarify the original text from which you are quoting your greentext.

>>39322513
>>39322779
>>39322859
Naruhodo, thanks, I'll try to apply this stuff in the next run, I feel like I could enjoy the game a little more now

>>19109691
/jp/の皆さん。私は日本に行くつもりです。妓院で初エッチのために。7月だけできます。相手/友達と日本に行脚しなければならません。お願いします！ここで誰でもは日本もうすんでいますか
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