/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>work at dainukimart
>i love my job
>hag picks up some wine
>"having a romantic dinner with a loved one huh? That wine is running a special for buy one get one free!"
>she isn't and we both know that
>she gets the (cheap) wine anyways on special
>teen monsters come in and are chatting while shopping
>"hey ladies I'm sure your boyfriends would love if you acted on the sale in the cosmetics aisle! Make ups, lubes, and other aphrodisiacs are being marked down!"
>they don't have boyfriends, and fall quiet as they now must buy them to keep up appearances
>moderately famous baphoment from the local sabbath comes in along with her familiar and witch friends
>"wow, I'm sure happy to see such young friends going on their first errand! If you have any spending money the toys are on aisle 4!"
>satisfied as they don't want to correct me in order to keep up appearances so they go down and buy a toy each while glancing at me and badly acting as little girls
>why yes, I AM ms.dainuki's strongest warrior. How could you tell?