/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18506016
Prime Haruppi and her tight butt is one of the top 10 fuckable idols.

>>18104628
She loves it. Her PB was some top tier nut-material. If she's serious about getting in shape I won't blow until her return as a sign of solidarity.

>>16738865
Haruppi is the best to blow loads to. Not really into wheelchairs but that could be hot in the future.

Anon goes on vacation. He asks his brother to take care of his cat. After a few days on vacation, Anon calls to say 'Hi'. The brother blurts out “Your cat is dead.”

Anon is beside himself with grief. And he chastises his moron brother for breaking the news to him in such an abrupt manner. The brother asks how he could have done it better.

Anon explains “Well, for example, you could have told me the cat was on the roof. The next time we talked, you could say the Fire Department is trying to get him down. The next time, you could say the cat fell during the rescue and was in the veterinarian hospital. The next time I called, you could say the cat succumbed to his injuries and passed away. That way I would be prepared for the bad news.”

The brother says he understands. Then he adds, “Oh, by the way. Haruppi is on the roof.”

>>16348813
So do I.

>>16336732
Oh my