/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45153941
>"Mom, please fix anon!"
>w-wait honey, I actually...
>"I know what he needs dear, 30 wacks on the head with the wooden spoon!"
>wait-
>"Thanks mom! I'll leave you to him and pick him up at 8!"
>"Fufufu...now my dear son-in-law, you know what happens if you make my daughter cry right?"
>fug...

>>43181357
I'm going to have my Lich friend sell her Love Potion no. 9, but it's really just Strawberry Milk

What is Ms. Lich and her big boobs plotting?

>>41860990
>You're a low-level adventurer, currently doing quests on Sea Slime Coast
>Need to collect 20 Large Sea Shells, so the Mermaid in town can fashion you a piece of armor, your first uncommon piece of equipment
>While walking along the beach, a portal suddenly opens, the souls of the damned pouring out
>After a while, a powerful-looking Lich steps out with her entourage of Undead servants
>They set up a deckchair and a parasol and she takes off her robe to sunbathe
>Sneak closer out of curiosity, but a pair of intimidating Ghouls block your path
It's like having a celebrity show up, if you're lucky you might even get the chance for an autograph.

>>40783754
>anon wears a skeleton costume to be lich-sama's cool skeleton knight
>no one has the heart to tell him it doesn't work like that
>some adventurers think he is a freak and run away, boosting anon's confidence (for wrong reasons)
>lich-sama thinks its cute and keeps anon around

>>40293583
Liches should always smile

>>39267713
>>39267752
I require more Latenight Liches

>Fufufu...

What if your Momster is an ancient evil?

>>21896989
I wouldn't be happy about it, but your sacrifices would be for the greater good!

Dead thread

>>21503172
He must be finding it boring because he's a natural when it comes to Necromancy.

This means quite the opposite, in fact, she was looking for a good student to help her as a lab assistant.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>21092710
Lovey Lonely Liches.

>>20798839
>Church tries to summon Valkyrie for help
>Demon crashes the party and corrupts the Valkyrie
Would this be considered as going horribly right?

What is the best way to portray yanderes in a setting without modern tech, I. E. current present MGEland?

>>20124964
This is unrealistic, a true oppai loli Lich would take pride in her milkers. Or at least as well as a kuudere can express it anyways.
This makes me wonder if aspects from Sabbath branches can be merged for members versed in multiple subjects.

How would yandere monstergirls accomplish their tasks in a non-modern scenario?

>>19252770
>>19252753
>Ufufufu. Was this what you wanted you degenerate pervert?

>>18810078
>>18810032
Not to worry, her latest potion will help correct that.

>>18221267
>you will never drink your Lich momsters sweet milk

>>17994661
Creative ineptitude is a problem many people here have.

>>17811826
Lactating Undead Hathorite Legion.

>>17684739
>cow themed skeleton jewelry
10/10, would milk this Lich excessively.

>>17570822
You're confusing MGE Undead with non-MGE Undead.

Fucking hell this discussion is retarded.