/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38229636
I got a SA ExNMNB the other day but somebody told me it isn't valid because I timed out Genetics even though I timed it out without missing or bombing and I've been hung up on it ever since. I just wanted others' opinions

What is Alice's new year's resolution?

>>34919406
Stop blaming others for your problems, Alice.

It's my birthday, 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
..........

They forgot about me

>>29660177
This is the truth
t. used to think I was so unlovable that everyone who hit on me was doing it as some sort of sick joke

>>25589156
No one would ever have sex with this creep.

Here we witness the most despicable bitch in Gensokyo get her comeuppance. Her unbearable, grating personality and gayness led the residents of Gensokyo to hate and ostracize her. Now she celebrates her birthdays completely alone, just what the bitch deserves.

Where are your parents anyways, you fucking whore?! Oh wait, I forgot that they re-orphaned you for being such an unlovable piece of shit!

Re-orphaned you ask? Did you know that your biological mother got forcibly raped and impregnated? Did you know when she gave birth to you she felt extreme disgust and hatred towards you because you share the same fucking ugly face as the man that raped her?! That's hilarious, you got the face of a disgusting rapist daddy! Now think about it. Your adoptive parents gave up on you! Not even your own biological family loves you! You have no friends and you don't deserve any! Marisa hates your guts and she's already dating Reimu! How does it feel getting cucked?! You feelin' that despair knowing that the only person that you loved and made you feel special in your worthless life is making sweet passionate love to someone else? Nobody fucking loves you Alice!

You'll be alone for the rest of your miserable life! Huh, you're crying? Serves you right, you fucking bitch! Why don't you just kill yourself right now? Are you even smart enough with that pea-brain of yours to tie a noose? Just hurry up and kill yourself! Do it! Just die already! Die! Die!

>>22825505
Is Alice trying to count all the people that won't show up for her birthday party?

Here we witness the most despicable bitch in Gensokyo get her comeuppance. Her unbearable, grating personality and gayness led the residents of Gensokyo to hate and ostracize her. Now she celebrates her birthdays completely alone, just what the bitch deserves.

Where are your parents anyways, you fucking whore?! Oh wait, I forgot that they re-orphaned you for being such an unlovable piece of shit!

Re-orphaned you ask? Did you know that your biological mother got forcibly raped and impregnated? Did you know when she gave birth to you she felt extreme disgust and hatred towards you because you share the same fucking ugly face as the man that raped her?! That's hilarious, you got the face of a disgusting rapist daddy! Now think about it. Your adoptive parents gave up on you! Not even your own biological family loves you! You have no friends and you don't deserve any! Marisa hates your guts and she's already dating Reimu! How does it feel getting cucked?! You feelin' that despair knowing that the only person that you loved and made you feel special in your worthless life is making sweet passionate love to someone else? Nobody fucking loves you Alice!

You'll be alone for the rest of your miserable life! Huh, you're crying? Serves you right, you fucking bitch! Why don't you just kill yourself right now? Are you even smart enough with that pea-brain of yours to tie a noose? Just hurry up and kill yourself! Do it! Just die already! Die! Die!

>>22305038
Actually, I take that back. Nobody even cares about Alice in the first place! Who’d ever want to be friends with a pathetic, lonely, rude loser like Alice anyways?

>>22225557

Fuck just listenning to it again I feel like killing myself now.

Here we witness the most despicable bitch in Gensokyo get her comeuppance. Her unbearable, grating personality and gayness led the residents of Gensokyo to hate and ostracize her. Now she celebrates her birthdays completely alone, just what the bitch deserves.

Where are your parents anyways, you fucking whore?! Oh wait, I forgot that they re-orphaned you for being such an unlovable piece of shit!

Re-orphaned you ask? Did you know that your biological mother got forcibly raped and impregnated? Did you know when she gave birth to you she felt extreme disgust and hatred towards you because you share the same fucking ugly face as the man that raped her?! That's hilarious, you got the face of a disgusting rapist daddy! Now think about it. Your adoptive parents gave up on you! Not even your own biological family loves you! You have no friends and you don't deserve any! Marisa hates your guts and she's already dating Reimu! How does it feel getting cucked?! You feelin' that despair knowing that the only person that you loved and made you feel special in your worthless life is making sweet passionate love to someone else? Nobody fucking loves you Alice!

You'll be alone for the rest of your miserable life! Huh. you're crying? Serves you right, you fucking bitch! Why don't you just kill yourself right now? Are you even smart enough with that pea-brain of yours to tie a noose? Just hurry up and kill yourself! Do it! Just die already! Die! Die!

>>21223667
I felt this post.

Staying alive because you feel obligated to is horrible.

>>21209982
For better or worse, I might not be a NEET, and I might not be obsessed with recapturing the feelings during the time in my life when I first discovered it. I don't know exactly where I would be without it, but I think Touhou definitely contributed a lot to the road I'm currently on. That might be a bad thing or a good thing, because while it might hurt, at least I have something I feel strongly about and a time I wish I could go back to.

>>19899424
Nobody came to her birthday party.

Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.

This is the story of how I, Alice Margatroid, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my
superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did not have to happen. I didn’t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this story will explain why. My life didn’t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful child, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure…

I just got myself my first ever smartphone. any games /jp/ related?

>>17829988
We're gonna have a problem

Alice is literally me
;_;

It's Alcie's birthday. I want to spend it with her!