/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What I've been wondering is if it's allowed for a Humen Villager to leave Gensokyo. Would Reimu allowe it or is it a similar situation like a Human turning Youkai ?

Would be able /jp/ attack the Hakurei Shrine? By that, I mean trashing the shrine. Think about it. Reimu can be a piece of shit sometimes.
It would be fun to teach her a lesson, or just annoy her for no reason. If I was in Gensokyo, I wouldn't be able to do it alone.
But with most, if not all of /jp/, it might be possible. Some could even distract her in the village by talking to her, or spinning their dicks around while others would break stuff at the shrine and piss in the donation box.

Now, you can't be sure of the plan's success. What if other people, or youkai; well, youkai, are in the shrine when the NEETS gather?
We would probably need to send one /jp/sie to scout the area beforehand and hope he won't get eaten or abducted.
If we're smart and quiet enough, we could even surprise attack Reimu, if she is there. The fattest one of us should be able to hold her down. It would be a fun incident.
We then need to have a plan of getting out of there and hiding, since we would be the miko's next targets. I believe the bamboo forest is a good place for that. Unless we starve, but that goes for every place, I guess.

What do you think? Would you want to try it out, if we find ourselves in Gensokyo?