/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This animation revived my love for Ochimushas. I want a big muscular Ochi bodyguard waifu. One of the things that prevent me from self inserting as an Ochi husband is more out of the Ochi's convenience than me. For instance, I can imagine being isekaid to MGE and living with a Mino or Hellhound just fine because they can live just fine in forests. But given Ochis are more human that used to live with "lords", it would be more of a problem if I don't have a place to live and I doubt she has the skills to survive in the wild or would like it, like Minos, Hellhound or Amazons.

>Get isekaid to MGE
>Appears on Zipangu, cant understand shit until you are offered a potion to understand language
>You are asked for your papers as a gajin, you have none
>You are approached by 2 Kunoichis
>"Undocumented gaijins must be disappeared from Zipangu into Shinobi Villages to regulate their migratory situation."
>You are handed marriage contracts for the 2 kunoichis
>"Its the only way to regulate your situation. You can sign them here or be "convinced" at the village. Either way you are coming with us, sir. It can be the easy way or the hard way."
>The talking Kunoichi makes a reverence and extends her hand to you. While the other takes a martial arts fighting position, eyeing you up like a predator, ready to strike if need be.
>How do you escape?