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clunny

>>35935527
I can't smell them because my nose is buried between Clunny's cheeks.

I'm an Alpha male.
And Touhous want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. Cirno, you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? Marisa, who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? Sanae, who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? Alice, who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot little Flandre who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? Rumia, who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? Remilia, who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
Reimu, who you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays touhou on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

You wake up and see this a stupid fairy butt. What do?

>>34473237
get back home from working overtime
see this
wat do?

Pranking the little slut!